" pervious "

 [ "Pervious" ]

1: adj. deviant sexual activity/item which has fallen out of fashion or been abandoned due to old age, penile rupture, or court order. May also be applied to an ex-partner whose distasteful proclivities scared you away.

  * e.g.,  ...  My pervious girlfriend kept bees and wanted to baste my knob with honey. 

 [ "Pervious" ]

2: adv. (-ly)

  * e.g.,  ...  Tangerine scented joy jelly is a popular lubricant, but perviously butter was favoured in Paris. 

 [ "Pervious" ]

1: To be the ultimate perv.

  * e.g.,  ... You are the most pervious human I have ever met in my life. 

 [ "Pervious" ]

1: To be more of a pervert then the person that is doing the perving.

  * e.g.,  ... "Be more pervious then that pervert!" 

 [ "Perviously" ]

1: Perving at an earlier point in time. Combination: English language "perving" and "previously". May also be a typo which someone is now trying to get round by adding it to a dictionary.

  * e.g.,  ... She perviously looked at the photo and realised that yes, core classes were definitely worth doing. 

 [ "perviously" ]

1: Perving over something in the past. English conj: "perving" and "previously".

  * e.g.,  ... Perviously looking at the photo, she realised that core classes weren't such a bad idea after all. 

 [ "Pervious" ]

1: ) When the level of a person's perverted nature is obvious and above average they are Pervious

  * e.g.,  ... ) Don't be so pervious around my family please. You're embarrassing me! 

 [ "Pervious" ]

2: ) Someone innocent who's pants are really easy to get into

  * e.g.,  ... ) Buy him one drink and he's totally pervious. 

 [ "Any pervious convictions?" ]

1: What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.

  * e.g.,  ... Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.