" peripheral "

 [ "peripheral" ]

1: auxillary food items brought to a dinner by guests

  * e.g.,  ... Hey buddy, I'll bring the peripherals to the dinner tonight. 

 [ "Peripheral" ]

1: When a male pulls out his penis and flops it around so that people around him will catch a glimpse of it in their peripheral vision.

  * e.g.,  ... Jon gave me a peripheral last night and now I'm having nightmares. 

 [ "Peripherals" ]

1: When a hot girl walks by, one tells another that they are using their peripherals. This is boy code and should not fall into the hands of the female gender. This is a major NO-NO since the female gender will then discover that they are talking about their 'hot' body parts.

  * e.g.,  ... DUDE, PERIPHERALS! DUDE, I JUST GOT A HUGE BONER FROM MY PERIPHERALS. MY PERIPHERALS GOT ME A BONER. PERIPHERALS AT 3 O' CLOCK. 

 [ "Peripherals" ]

1: An attractive girl in various levels:

  * e.g.,  ... 1st:"Check out those peripherals!... I'm guessin... Logitech." 

 [ "Peripherals" ]

2: -Highest being Logitech or Razer. Sometimes F4ta1ity. (upper echelon type)

  * e.g.,  ... 2nd:"Ya, definitely Logitech. Go holler!" 3rd: "WTF holy shit Logitech!" 

 [ "Peripherals" ]

3: -Medium being Microsoft

  * e.g.,  ... 4th: "Uhhh no way man... totally open box Dynex man. *gag*" 

 [ "Peripherals" ]

4: -Lowest being Dynex or Rocketfish.

 [ "Peripherate" ]

1: The action of spinning proceeded by the action of bowing/displaying courtesy and then engaging in even more spinning.

  * e.g.,  ... The couple started to peripherate at the Meryton ball. 

 [ "peripherence" ]

1: Peripheral circumferance

  * e.g.,  ... God teaches you more than the beasts on the earth peripherence. 

 [ "peripheral dick" ]

1: When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.

  * e.g.,  ... *walks out the club bathroom* Man I just copped a lot of peripheral dick in there. 

 [ "Peripheral Wipe" ]

1: A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters. 

 [ "Peripheral Wisdom" ]

1: The ability to understand and develop possible resolutions for the problems of others around you but not your own.

  * e.g.,  ... My counselors life is so messed up but he helped me get mine straight, it must be peripheral wisdom. 

 [ "Peripheral Hot" ]

1: The moment when you think you see someone attractive out of the corner of your eye (the peripherals), and momentarily find them attractive before getting a better glance and realizing that they are a sub-par, or unfortunate looking individual

  * e.g.,  ... Inner monologue... "Ouuu damn, that guy is really hot!...oh.. oh. No wait, statement retracted, he’s just the Mexican janitor. Thought he was hot from the corner of my eye. He’s peripheral hot."