" pensioned "

 [ "Pensionalized" ]

1: Takes the words pension and penalized to form new word meaning one who has had his or her pension reduced or eliminated by the company that they had served during their working life.

  * e.g.,  ... Poor mr jones has been pensionalized and is now living on the street due to his former employer taking away his pension after serving them faithfully for 38 years. 

 [ "pensioner" ]

1: pensioner

  * e.g.,  ... The pensioner is a useless old man. 

 [ "pensioner" ]

2: An old guy who receives money for just being around a long time.

 [ "pensionered" ]

1: Describing someone who is paralytically drunk. This could include, but is not limited to, the person shitting or pissing their pants.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) We just sat about getting pensionered on brandy. 

 [ "Pensioners" ]

1: As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.

  * e.g.,  ... After last nights session i'm hooped. I could do with a pensioners. 

 [ "pension" ]

1: An aprehensive way to define astrology.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude: sup dawg studying some pension! Dude 2: yeah Dude 3: I like pension 

 [ "Pension" ]

1: Canadian version of a 401K plan. Expect you just get it. You don't have to pay into it. However, you do get paid in maple syrup

  * e.g.,  ... I'm Candian - I get a pension eh!! 

 [ "pensioners slap" ]

1: A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap. 

 [ "pension planner" ]

1: In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner! 

 [ "Pension Leeches" ]

1: People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.

  * e.g.,  ... The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA. 

 [ "pension botherer" ]

1: A considerably younger male or female that pesters, harasses and manipulates those of pensionable age for money, sex and use of their free bus pass/mobility badge

  * e.g.,  ... I can't get believe those girls who live in the Playboy mansion, they are such a bunch of pension botherers