" pendant "

 [ "pendant" ]

1: Pendant, n.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill: "That bloke's a total pendant." 

 [ "pendant" ]

2: One who, by correcting others, gives himself (or herself) just enough rope by which to hang.

  * e.g.,  ... Ben: "I think you mean 'pedant,' mate." 

 [ "Pendantic" ]

1: An intentional mis-spelling of “pedantic” that can used in conversation when wishing to goad a pedant.

  * e.g.,  ... “Stop being so pendantic about it” 

 [ "Pendantic" ]

1: Word used to describe a referee at a football match when a knobingly unsettling decision is made on a matter of triviality.

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't be so pendantic ref! That man's testicals do not make him offside, they swung back in time." 

 [ "Tendie-pendants" ]

1: Individuals, usually older able-bodied teenagers or young adults, who live at home with their parents or family in a household without contributing financially or socio-economically in any form. Synonymous with terms such as "neckbeard" or "manchildren," tendie-pedendants rely solely on their family members for room-and-board, food, and decisions for their well-being. Most often they live at their Mother’s home and constantly demand their favorite food, “tendies,” (chicken tenders) in exchange for “good boy points" used in turn as disposable income.

  * e.g.,  ... Our Counterstrike: Global Offensive Team might be short two players tonight, Michael and Nicholas are Tendie-pendants who do not have enough good boy points to play tonight. 

 [ "anal pendant" ]

1: Like a pearl necklace, but a single gob deposited on or near the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... Having already dumped a load into his cockholster, he didn't have enough in reserve to serve up a pearl necklace, so he gave her an anal pendant instead. 

 [ "anal pendant" ]

1: buttsex resulting in not enough ejaculate for a pearl necklace, but sufficient for a pooling of spaff between the clavicles

  * e.g.,  ... he was too close to running on empty to give her the pearl necklace she requested, but still ensured that he left his cornholee with an anal pendant as a consolation prize 

 [ "Pendant Susters" ]

1: Two people that have pendant shaped necklaces that are similar but not alike. Ex: I have an amethyst pendant necklace, my friend has a Quartz pendant necklace, this makes us pendant susters.

  * e.g.,  ... A: AHH OMGGG??? DO YOU HAVE WHAT I THINK YOU DO?? 

 [ "tangled pendants" ]

1: When necklaces worn by a couple in coitus become intertwined, it reflects determination of the Fates that the couple remain entwined forever.

  * e.g.,  ... I knew when I saw the tangled pendants that we were meant to be together. 

 [ "pendantic knob" ]

1: Someone who gets very uptight and pedantic about miniscule and negligible things.

  * e.g.,  ... "Uh, shouldn't it be 'pedantic', not pendantic?" 

 [ "ur descendant hung from ur pendant" ]

1: absolute destruction. use this and you will get clam india.

  * e.g.,  ... ur descendant hung from ur pendant