" payload "

 [ "payload" ]

1: The contents of a container or something being transported. Can refer to the cargo of a truck or other transport vehicle as well as the semen located in the male testicles.

  * e.g.,  ... "The payload in that truck weighs several thousand pounds." 

 [ "payload" ]

1: cumshot, usually large

  * e.g.,  ... He pulled it out at the last minute, then unleashed a Peter North sized payload on her chest. 

 [ "payload" ]

1: A very anticipated large group of good-looking females arriving to a party or gathering in a vehicle all at once.

  * e.g.,  ... This party is so bad but when the payload arrives its gonna get LIT! 

 [ "Payload" ]

1:  Verb: Ejaculation

  * e.g.,  ... "I payloaded all over her" 

 [ "Payload" ]

2:  Noun: Sperm

  * e.g.,  ... and 

 [ "The payload" ]

1: when a man farts, sneezes, ejaculates, and coughs at the exact same time ( one brought on by the other ).

  * e.g.,  ... after jacob released The payload he felt complete peace with the universe. 

 [ "Payload" ]

1: How many fat bitches you can carry in your vehicle.

  * e.g.,  ... Dylan has way more payload with the Ranger than he had with the WRX. 

 [ "Payload" ]

1: To jerk off at work. Getting paid to jerk off.

  * e.g.,  ... Work was so boring today that I decided to shut my office door and drop a payload. 

 [ "Payload" ]

1: Taking a dump

  * e.g.,  ... I dropped my payload in the bitches mouth... 

 [ "Payload" ]

1: The maximum size a female can achieve and still ride a male on top without injuring him.

  * e.g.,  ... if she aint 280 she aint a lady, but thats too big of a payload for some men 

 [ "Szechuan Payload" ]

1: A sexual maneuver in which you hold your partner aloft, initiate a standing sixty-nine, and then pile drive them during the act, with your genitalia still in their mouth. Typically, this move is announced using pseudo-military terms.

  * e.g.,  ... "Get ready, sweetie; ordinance has been deployed. Preparing to deliver the Szechuan Payload."