" ostriches "

 [ "Ostrich" ]

1: Ostrich is the new way the funny Russian Spyware ifunny censors the word retard

  * e.g.,  ... Deez nuts: That nicker avocado thing is a complete utter ostrich. Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich. Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny are censoring re33tard now Can't have shit in ifunny. 

 [ "Ostrich" ]

1: Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.

  * e.g.,  ... "I don't like ostriches, man." 

 [ "The ostrich" ]

1: When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind

  * e.g.,  ... Brian was at Fuck Pier and gave Jodi The Ostrich. 

 [ "the ostrich" ]

1: the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.

  * e.g.,  ... I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert. 

 [ "Ostrichized" ]

1: The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.

  * e.g.,  ... Janet found herself ostrichized from the group in the pub, because she refused to acknowledge the reality that John was boffing Julie on the sly. 

 [ "Ostrichized" ]

2: A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.

 [ "Ostrichized" ]

3: Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.

 [ "ostriched" ]

1: undercover word for "retarded" and occasionally the hard r because the app ifunny blocked being able to say retard.

  * e.g.,  ... This post is ostriched. That is ostriched. 

 [ "ostriching" ]

1: Verb; The act of running while being engaging in the stand and carry sexual position. The penetrating partner runs, while carrying the receiving partner whose arms are wrapped around his neck, and legs around his waist, having the vagina or anus penetrated by the man's penis, thus resembling a sprinting ostrich. .

  * e.g.,  ... I was fucking this bitch on the beach when the po-po turned up, so I picked her up and we ostriched outta there! The wedding took a strange turn when Jack and Molly started ostriching up and down the church aisle. John: Fancy some ostriching? 

 [ "Ostrich" ]

1: It is the equivalent of the game. Which game you may ask? The one you just lost.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1 talks with Person 2 

 [ "Ostrich" ]

1: (n); a wild bird considered to be the most majestic of all creatures, holding the undisputed uppermost position on the food chain. ostriches are carnivorous birds of prey, feeding on tigers. Although their hunting methods are still mostly a mystery, it is rumored that ostriches will pierce "cocky" tigers' hearts with their tungsten beaks. A male ostrich needs to consume approximately 74 tigers per year to maintain strength.

  * e.g.,  ... "The ostrich dove from the tree and impaled the tiger" "Wow that guy just ostriched 74 thugs by himself!" "Anderson Silva is an ostrich of a fighter" 

 [ "Ostrich" ]

2:  (v); used to describe action of a person of unparalleled strength or cunning Synonyms; chuck norris, ninja bird, angel of death, one-bird-army, ass kicker, stealth bomber Antonyms; weak, dumb, ugly, useless

 [ "The Ostrich" ]

1: The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear about Jimmy? His mom was traumatized when she walked in on him doing the ostrich!