" ostrich "

 [ "ostrich" ]

1: A man with a long skinny physique. An alternative word for lanky.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: That tall brer needs to hit the gym! James: He's an ostrich fam! 

 [ "ostrich" ]

1: To hit or push your own or others knees with enough force to cause the knees to bend backwords causing ones legs to look like an ostrich

  * e.g.,  ... Guy1: Hey did you see that video were that guy got his legs bent backwords Guy2: Ya he totaly got ostriched 

 [ "ostrich" ]

1: A fake online identity. Common uses for ostriches include assisting a primary account in online games, voting in polls, posting effectively anonymous comments, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... I have a bunch of ostriches in Mafia Wars so that they can get me items I need. Nick: Who's that D&D Matt guy on Tom's Facebook page? 

 [ "ostrich" ]

1: when there is a ugly girl but has a nice body so you take her head and put it in the ground so you don't have to she her face and then bang her

  * e.g.,  ... Conner Western, she has a ugly face so bend her over and ostrich her 

 [ "Ostrich" ]

1: Ostrich is the new way the funny Russian Spyware ifunny censors the word retard

  * e.g.,  ... Deez nuts: That nicker avocado thing is a complete utter ostrich. Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich. Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny are censoring re33tard now Can't have shit in ifunny. 

 [ "Ostrich" ]

1: Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.

  * e.g.,  ... "I don't like ostriches, man." 

 [ "The ostrich" ]

1: When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind

  * e.g.,  ... Brian was at Fuck Pier and gave Jodi The Ostrich. 

 [ "the ostrich" ]

1: the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.

  * e.g.,  ... I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert. 

 [ "Ostrichized" ]

1: The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.

  * e.g.,  ... Janet found herself ostrichized from the group in the pub, because she refused to acknowledge the reality that John was boffing Julie on the sly. 

 [ "Ostrichized" ]

2: A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.

 [ "Ostrichized" ]

3: Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.

 [ "ostriched" ]

1: undercover word for "retarded" and occasionally the hard r because the app ifunny blocked being able to say retard.

  * e.g.,  ... This post is ostriched. That is ostriched.