" orchestra "

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1: 1)A group of strings-players that come together to play music

  * e.g.,  ... I play in an Orchestra. 

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2: 2)The most unrecognized group in High School. Like band, there are very memorable experiences that involve losing your virginity and long trips on the bus. Everyone lets loose in this cursed bus. Also, most of the insanity comes from the antics of the Cello and Bass sections, and sometimes by the Principal Violinist.

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1: An ensemble which plays clssical music. Instruments include the strings (violins, violas, cellos, double basses), the woodwinds (flutes, clarinets, oboes, bassoons), the brass (trumpets, trombones, tuba, french horns), the percussion (timpani, snare drum, bass drum, celesta, etc.).

  * e.g.,  ... "I play in my school's Symphony Orchestra." 

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2: Also called a 'Symphony Orchestra' or a 'Philharmonic Orchestra'.

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1: Made up of string instruments...

  * e.g.,  ... Band Person: where are you going? 

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2: The band sounds much better than the orchestra but the orchestra is much cooler. The orchestra obviously has the most amazing people because who would have the guts to play in an orchestra in the first place?? Full of amazing inside jokes and wonderful awkward and random moments, orchestra is the coolest, most carnactic music group of all!!

  * e.g.,  ... Me: I'm going to Orchestra 

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1: A musical ensemble originating from as far back as the early 1600s. Orchestras vary from the traditional String Quartet (consisting of a 1st and 2nd violin, viola, and cello), to a full, Symphonic Orchestra. A Symphonic Orchestra normally consists of 4 families:

  * e.g.,  ... YouTube Symphony Orchestra, Venice Symphony Orchestra, Penguin Cafe Orchestra, Venice High Chamber Orchestra. 

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2: - The String family; violins, violas, cellos, and basses.

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3: - The Brass family; trombones, trumpets, tubas, french horns, etc.

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4: - The Woodwind family; single-reed instruments (saxophones, clarinets, the english horn, or "cor anglais"), and double-reed instruments (bassoon, and contrabassoon).

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5: - The Percussion family; piano, tympani, snare drums, marimba, xylophone, vibraphone.

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6: And of course, a Symphonic Orchestra always has a conductor, normally armed with the traditional "baton", a stick, normally white, used to conduct the beat of the song, and give cues. A string quartet/quintet, also known as a Chamber Orchestra, has no conductor, and normally the 1st violinist cues the group. These small ensembles are responsible for a genre of music called "Chamber Music", music that is normally played within a home, or other small area, as opposed to an auditorium or major recital hall. Most high school orchestras are, in fact, Chamber Orchestras, normally quintets, consisting of several 1st violins, several 2nd violins, a much less number of violas, an almost equal number of cellos, and anywhere from 3 to 4 basses.

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1: A natural habitat where Asians reside.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Yo dude where's Foo Young? Guy 2: I think he's in orchestra right now. Guy 1: Let's go see if he's there *** Guy 2: Woah, there are so many Foos Youngs. Guy 1: So this is where they all go! 

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1: "A symphony orchestra consists of one hundred egomaniacs, each of whom believes they play better than everyone else. The only thing uniting them is their common hatred of the conductor."--(My father was a professional symphonic musician; this was his definition.)

  * e.g.,  ... early 17th century: via Latin from Greek orkhēstra, from orkheisthai ‘to dance.’ Which doesn't make any sense, since everyone in an orchestra except the percussionist is sitting down. 

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1: Three or more people involved in a “rusty trombone” circle. A group of people receiving and giving rim job while playing each others dongs.

  * e.g.,  ... : Where were you last night? I was worried. 

 [ "kaizers orchestra" ]

1: Kaizers Orchestra is a Norwegian band that uses the most unusual and creative ways of creating amazingly original music. Their lyrics deal with different issues then love, like most artists. Instead, Kaizers sing about Heaven, Hell, Russian Roulette, and they tell strange stories of quirky characters and their adventures. They are a great band, one of the best ever, despite being different.

  * e.g.,  ... Kaizers Orchestra is a Norweigan rock band. Actually, it's kind of not rock. It's... well... it's not really any genre at all. XD 

 [ "Philadelphia Orchestra" ]

1: Once a great orchestra, now members and subscribers leaving like rats running from a sinking ship. The orchestra has suffered for a few decades with "Wernick-ites" (translation: endless horrible orchestral commission to make anyone with taste just vomit), and any attempt to reclaim these subscribers will never happen. No recording contracts, no radio broadcasts, a tragic loser now in its final stage of existence.

  * e.g.,  ... "I went to the Philadelphia Orchestra concert last night and it was like a beginners music appreciation event. I plan to give up my subscription immediately. Luckily there was none of that dreadful new music from those academic freaks and nerds who call themselves composers". 

 [ "Orchestra Dating" ]

1: Sharing a music stand or some other sharing within an orchestra.

  * e.g.,  ... The two shared a stand and took turn flipping the sheet music, improving their orchestra dating.