" optimist "

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1: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, its more like a cha-cha.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy is an optimist! 

 [ "optimist" ]

1: One who usually expects a favorable outcome.One who looks on the bright side of things, or takes hopeful views

  * e.g.,  ... Aaron says Jamie is very OPTIMIST. This makes Aaron a fucking tard and wrong. 

 [ "optimist" ]

1: Descriptive Noun. First part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny the Optimist says, "Gosh, I'm sure that the Congress will make laws for the benefit of the public rather than those wealthy enough to buy a congressman or senator and slap a bar code on their back! After all, this is a Democracy." (Exits, stage right, humming "America The Beautiful, badly off key.) 

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2: An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.

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3: A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.

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4: A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.

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5: A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.

 [ "optimist" ]

1: Someone who lacks rational thinking or the understanding of Occam's Razor.

  * e.g.,  ... -Hey, check it out. Bob's mom just died, and he's confident she went to heaven. 

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1: See also: idiot, buffoon, fool, intellectually underdeveloped, mongoloid, deserved rape victim

  * e.g.,  ... Dan tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the bridge and only ended up with a broken leg. An optimist walks up and says "Well, at least he didn't die." 

 [ "optimist" ]

1: A dumb fuck who will soon die.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy saw the train coming for him but since he is an optimist he thought the train would stop, but now he is a dead optimist. 

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2: Someone who is "Happy" or insane.

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3: Crak fuck who wants life to be better.

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4: Also see words: DUmb fuck, dumb ass, dead mother fucker.

 [ "optimist" ]

1: an optimist is a person who looks at the bright side of life and very less think about negative things

  * e.g.,  ... my is an optimist cause he just acts like one 

 [ "optimistic" ]

1: Being positive all the time. Recovers from anger or sadness very quickly or doesn't feel bad emotions at all. Usually very high spirited or loves to smile, you'll know 'em when you see them.

  * e.g.,  ... Jaime is so optimistic, nothing brings her down! 

 [ "Optimist" ]

1: A Buffalo Bills fan in August

  * e.g.,  ... Optimist Bills fan, 1998: "The bills are going all the way this year! We've got Doug Flutie!" 

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1: An optimist is Some person who comes home finds thier back door broken into and thinks a surprise partys been arranged for them

  * e.g.,  ... "optimist"e.g if i step on to this train track a train wont run me over because im such a darn nice person