" ointments "

 [ "Ointmented" ]

1: Refers to when someone has a injury and then applies ointment 🥺🐥

  * e.g.,  ... I had a cut on my big toes so I cleaned and ointmented it 

 [ "ointment" ]

1: An old person. Senior Citizen, or elderly individual. Applied, but not limited to, those ages 60 or older. Durived from Teen Girl Squad by Strongbad.

  * e.g.,  ... "Mister Pitters wishes he was a teen girl, but he's really just an ointment." 

 [ "ointment" ]

1: Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.

  * e.g.,  ... "That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN." 

 [ "Ointment" ]

1: A word that nobody likes, it doesn't just roll off the tongue it also never used in a good way.

  * e.g.,  ... Kelly do you have my hemorrhoid ointment. GROSS 

 [ "ointment" ]

1: The gayest word in the english language.

  * e.g.,  ... Rub me with some ointment. 

 [ "ointment" ]

1: what you get from the doc when ya foot long itches afta nailing a dirty whore

  * e.g.,  ... Greg:Dude my foot long itches sooooo bad 

 [ "Ointment Nurse" ]

1: A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.

  * e.g.,  ... Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.” Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment. 

 [ "Sacred Ointment" ]

1: The Ointment Chris Sabat likes to apply during his casting couches

  * e.g.,  ... Stephanie: No Chris! Keep your Sacred Ointment away from me! 

 [ "a fly in the ointment" ]

1: A minor irritation, or hiccup that makes a failure out of something that would otherwise have been a success.

  * e.g.,  ... There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em! 

 [ "Ointment and pee" ]

1: What old people smell like

  * e.g.,  ... "You smell like ointment and pee."