" obliterate "

 [ "obliterated" ]

1: To get absolutely, near-fatally, hilariously fucked up. See: annihilated

  * e.g.,  ... I was so obliterated last night, I woke up with a transsexual Thai stripper. 

 [ "obliteration" ]

1: Complete and utter destruction. To remove all trace of. Second only to annihilation in terms of damage done.

  * e.g.,  ... Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker disovered that Alderann had been obliterated by the Death Star. 

 [ "Obliterate" ]

1: to erase completely from your memory

  * e.g.,  ... His goal was to obliterate the memories 

 [ "Obliterate" ]

1: The act of epically killing somebody.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: “Dude, my mom is so annoying..” 

 [ "Obliterated" ]

1: A state of nonexistance, immediately after a state of existence.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro 1: Dood I obliterated that dime’s puss last night. Bro 2: Is she okay? Bro 1: No the funeral is tomorrow. 

 [ "obliterated" ]

1: being high beyond realization of how fucking high you are.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Bro... this is some bomb 

 [ "obliterize" ]

1: A cooler way to say "obliterate" which was originated by Sid and definitely not Kim, no matter what she says.

  * e.g.,  ... Sid: "I'm gonna obliterize Joe's BBQ today." 

 [ "obliteration" ]

1: getting very fucked up either off of drugs or alcohol. Usually blacking out or passing out.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night the obliteration occurred before 10 p.m. It's the weekend and the obliteration is about to begin! 

 [ "Obliterant" ]

1: A word used to describe one who is so obliterated that he/she is oblivious to all surroundings and belligerant to anyone that comes within their self-destructive path.

  * e.g.,  ... Snailer was so wasted on Friday night that he was becoming obliterant - Dan 

 [ "The Obliterator" ]

1: The sexual artform know as The Obliterator is quite possibly the most destructive act in sex today. It requires insertion of a fully erect penis into a anus and insertion of both testicles into the vagina, one at a time.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Susan, it's me, Jonathan. I was hoping you would let me come over and obliterate the fuck out of you. Cool? See you at karaoke tuesday." 

 [ "The Obliterator" ]

2: Then you begin to rock back and forth in a violent manner, preferebly while flailing your arms wildly and screaming at the top of your lungs.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hello, my name is Erica and I was recently a victim of The Obliterator from 3 differet men in one night. I've had abortions and I can no longer walk. God, it was great."