" notarizes "

 [ "notarized" ]

1: Notarizing a woman is the act of mushroom stamping a woman on her face.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear John notarized Gertrude last night? 

 [ "notarizer" ]

1: A very strong man, who is very wise and has the capability to notarize any situation under any circumstances. Typically a man who has a first name starting with the letter J and a BAC of at least .

  * e.g.,  ... I am The Notarizer! (In deep voice, while flexing) 

 [ "notarized the forehead" ]

1: Defensive tactic involves the use of a small and powerful tactical flashlight to first blind an attacker and then hammer fist their head with the end of the light, leaving a series of circular shaped wounds that resemble notarizing stamp marks. Not recommended unless the attacker poses an immediate threat of death or serious bodily injury, you could get charged with a felony.

  * e.g.,  ... A drunk attacked me at the karaoke bar last Saturday and I notarized the forehead with my flashlight. He went to the ER and then the cops took him to jail. If 

 [ "Notar" ]

1: A Notar is a being who is superior by is spirit. Notars are frequently beings who made an heroic act that gave them that name. A Notar can also be associated with high intelligence, spirituality and philosophy.

  * e.g.,  ... Platon was a Notar. 

 [ "Notar" ]

2: That name have to be use with a capital letter.

  * e.g.,  ... With that discovery mate you will become a Notar!