" nosedives "

 [ "nosedive" ]

1: a sudden and large decrease

  * e.g.,  ... My confidence took a nosedive when I found I had been lied to. 

 [ "nosedive" ]

1: Snorting very large amounts of cocaine. Also, the former, in addition to failing at what you intended to do as a consequence, thus nosediving twice.

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow, the RNC speakers sure took a nosedive tonight!" 

 [ "Nosedive" ]

1: When you go to kiss someone and accidentally headbutt them with your nose

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1 : "Dude, I was totally getting on with this girl and then...." 

 [ "Radio nosedive" ]

1: When you are singing a song on the radio and sing the lyrics prematurely

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: *fucks up* Guy 2: “nice radio nosedive man” 

 [ "Philipino Nosedive" ]

1: A sexual act in which you handcuff your partner, (preferably female) to the headboard and dive into her vagina, in hopes to get your whole head inside

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: why is your girlfriend walking so funny? 

 [ "qwerty nosedive" ]

1: Falling asleep at the keyboard

  * e.g.,  ... I took a qwerty nosedive this morning after working throught the night on that essay. That raid took so long to finish, I kept qwerty nosediving in the middle. 

 [ "moses nosedive" ]

1: moe'zes noze'dive (n). ) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands. ) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions. see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham

  * e.g.,  ... ) I started my vert run with a 720 Madonna, then I went straight into the Moses Nosedive. ) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive. 

 [ "Burgundy Nosedive" ]

1: To perform cunilingus when the recipient is menstruating.

  * e.g.,  ... Pedro: How was your night last night? Jack: I didn't realise untill after but I did the Burgundy Nosedive. 

 [ "New Zealand Nosedive" ]

1: A vehicle(especially a jeep) that is slammed on the front end and lifted on the back end

  * e.g.,  ... Chris: Jace, did you really get a New Zealand Nosedive? 

 [ "Nosedive" ]

1: When you penetrate your girlfriends vajayjay while going down on her.

  * e.g.,  ... A. So I was going down town with the missus last night and I ended up dunking my nose in her c**t, she freaking loved it!