" no-accounts "

 [ "Accountant" ]

1: Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey whats your job? Oh im just an accountant at this company called onlyfans 

 [ "Accountant" ]

1: Someone whos obviously making more than you

  * e.g.,  ... Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience 

 [ "accounting" ]

1: Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;

  * e.g.,  ... "Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor. 

 [ "accounting" ]

2: Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.

 [ "Accountant" ]

1: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand.

  * e.g.,  ... Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away. 

 [ "Accountant" ]

2: See also: wizard, magician

 [ "accounting" ]

1:  The department that insists on gang-auditing the entire coporation. Accounting departments solve problems you didn't know you have in ways you don't understand. In God they trust, all others must bring data.

  * e.g.,  ... Accounting will prove anything, even the truth. 

 [ "accounting" ]

2:  The process of hiding income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid suspicion from auditors and IRS.

 [ "no-account" ]

1: worthless, not having any merit

  * e.g.,  ... Get back to your dump, and take your no-account mutt with you. 

 [ "Accountant" ]

1: When someone works as a stripper/adult industry but is either being censored. Or simply doesn’t wish to say it.

  * e.g.,  ... Mother-in-law: “What work do you do?” 

 [ "Account" ]

1: A. Taking notice or recognition of something.

  * e.g.,  ... A. To Account for your actions! 

 [ "Account" ]

2: B. Used by businesses to hold customer information. Such as: Address, Phone Number, Name and other important information.

 [ "accounting" ]

1: A euphemism for taking the afternoon off to get some pussy

  * e.g.,  ... I can't come see you this afternoon, I have a ton of accounting to take care of. 

 [ "Accountant" ]

1: An incredibly clever person who earns too much money each year

  * e.g.,  ... After 5 or more years, the average annual salary for a chartered accountant in business rises to £90,200, with an average yearly bonus of £20,600.