" muzzleloader "

 [ "muzzleloader" ]

1: A man who enjoys having objects inserted into his urethra. (term is derived from old-time guns that had their bullets loaded from the top of the barrel)

  * e.g.,  ... It was only when Mike asked Jill to insert the happy end of a ball point pen into his penis that she realized he was a muzzleloader. 

 [ "Muzzleloader" ]

1:  The act of taking a large pinch of chewing tobacco and inserting into a partner's anus, and "packing" the chew into a partner's anal cavity.*

  * e.g.,  ...  I gave a bitch a muzzleloader the other night, only to have her puke all over my sheets. 

 [ "Muzzleloader" ]

2:  May also be used for personal pleasure by pushing the chew into one's anus with their thumb.*

  * e.g.,  ...  Whenever my masturbation sessions get boring, I like to give myself a muzzleloader with cherry Skoal. 

 [ "Muzzleloader" ]

3: *(Each act will result in the recipient of the chew in the anus to experience a form of extreme euphoria)

 [ "muzzleloaded" ]

1: Having sex with a girl while she still has a tampon in.

  * e.g.,  ... We were all hot'n heavy while she was still raggin', and she forgot to take her tampon out and I totally muzzleloaded her. I pounded it so far up in there she might not ever get it out. 

 [ "Muzzleloading" ]

1: The Act or more correctly Art of inserting items/drugs down the urethra of the penis. Usually achieved by means of a specially designed ramrod or in a pinch a pen or pencil. Other colloquial terms are used in place of muzzleloading such as, Muzzling/Muzzled or in the case of a person who participates in Muzzleloading, Muzzler.

  * e.g.,  ... Oi Nick tonight is going to be hectic I just Muzzleloaded two Pingers. I just Muzzled a Footlong, I can barely fit anymore. Yeah, old Paddy is a Muzzler from way back, he's been Muzzleloading so long he doesn't even use a ramrod anymore. 

 [ "Muzzleload" ]

1: The act of forcefully inserting and packing drugs into ones anus utilizing a phallic shape object and/or male genitalia. This allows to the to absorb them better

  * e.g.,  ... Buddy 1: Hey did you get that cocaine? 

 [ "tennesse muzzleloader" ]

1: It's when you're fucking a girl in the ass with a dip in and you get her shit hole gapping (big enough a golf ball will go down with ease) and you rip your cock out and take your wad of chew (has to be Copenhagen Longcut) and throw it right down her poop shit. You then shove your dick back in her and blow your baby batter all over the chew.

  * e.g.,  ... Well boys gave my gal a tennesse muzzleloader and it smelt like ass, chew and cum 

 [ "Mexican Muzzleloader" ]

1: When a man puts chewing tobacco in his mouth spits it out on a womans vagina and starts to have sexual intercourse

  * e.g.,  ... mark: did you hit it? 

 [ "Tennessee Muzzleloader" ]

1: A sexual trick occuring between a man and a woman that resembles gun-powder being loaded into a muzzleloader. The trick is traditionally performed by men in Tennessee who dip or chew smokeless tobacco. The man and the woman assume the doggy-style position during sex. After a short while of fooling around the man 'tricks' the woman as he removes the smokeless tobacco from his mouth, places it on her asshole, and then shoves it into her rectum with his penis. It is typical for the act to occur in a very short period of time without warning the woman.

  * e.g.,  ... "I am still buzzing from the Tennessee Muzzleloader you gave me after the date-party last night." 

 [ "Kentucky Muzzleloader" ]

1: While having sex with a girl you pull out. Spit your dip out onto your d!ck and put it back in...Creating the Kentucky Muzzleloader

  * e.g.,  ... I was having sex with this redneck when I decided to give her the kentucky muzzleloader. 

 [ "gonzales muzzleloader" ]

1: being that Gonzales,TX is the birthplace of Texan freedom with the yelling of "come and take it"and the firing of a single cannon shot at the lowly mexicans, its only fitting that this oft-practiced sexual manuever be made known to the world.

  * e.g.,  ... after johnny gave susy a "gonzales muzzleloader", that pecan broke several truck windows 

 [ "gonzales muzzleloader" ]

2: while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution