" muskrat "

 [ "muskrat" ]

1: a code word used to stop a conversation when something needs to be covered up because it is embarrassing,private, or about a person who just walked in on the conversation.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1- Man that Matt Kid is a fa... 

 [ "muskrat" ]

1: the patch of hair that sometimes grows at the top of the ass crack. Usually becomes visible when the person bends over.

  * e.g.,  ... When Steve bent over at work I could see that his muskrat was very bushy. 

 [ "muskrat" ]

1: The performance of sobriety when drunk, on drugs, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... My mom came home after I'd taken 15 tequila shots, but she didn't even know because I have such a good muskrat. 

 [ "muskrat" ]

1: Slang. Prevalent throughout the Midwest, the South, Canada, Eastern European countries and in certain sports like Hockey and Baseball. Facial hair that includes a mustache that connects to a goatee, to form a continuous circle of hair. The facial analogy of the mullet. Also known as a Van Dyke.

  * e.g.,  ... When we went to the sports bar, we saw half the guys watching Nascar sporting muskrat's. 

 [ "muskrat" ]

1: A very good looking male. Can be used anytime anyplace when a hottie is approaching to warn friends of said eyecandy.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn, look at that muskrat, 10 o'clock!" 

 [ "muskrat" ]

1: A drinking game started in Missouri area. It's played at the point when you're already very intoxicated. You sit in a circle and say either a word that could be funny, or a person doing an action that is funny. If a person laughs in the circle they take a shot or a sip of beer.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh man guys I'm so fucked up, lets play muskrat!" "why is it called muskrat?" "because muskrats a funny word, now shut up and drank." 

 [ "muskrat" ]

1: A girl who looks like the animal (a muskrat).

  * e.g.,  ... Gross, look at that muskrat. 

 [ "Muskrat" ]

1: Somebody who worships Elon Musk to a Pious level, and will defend Elon Musk no matter if he does something deserving of criticism.

  * e.g.,  ... John: Hey fuck you Steve! So what if Elon Musk fires all of his pro union workers. He’s doing what he wants, he’s basically God. Steve: John, you’re such a fucking muskrat. 

 [ "Muskrat" ]

1: Noun; One who engages in rebellious destruction, most often attributable to substance consumption.

  * e.g.,  ... David and I were such Muskrats. After the game, we rioted, inflicting thousands of dollars worth of damage. 

 [ "Muskrat" ]

1: An employee of Elon Musk or one of his companies

  * e.g.,  ... Those Muskrats over at Tesla are screwing up traffic again.