" muffler "

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1: A very hairy pussy

  * e.g.,  ... Yo dude, you see the size of that muffler on that broad?? 

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1: A device attached to the muzzle of a firearm to muffle the sound of firing.

  * e.g.,  ... My hood, illustrious; marvelous rap, screw-on mufflers. -Raekwon 

 [ "muffler" ]

1: A man used as a cover for a lesbian. Think of it as a buffer for her carpet munching tendencies

  * e.g.,  ... Your dad is a real muffler, eh? 

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1:  A mechanism put on cars to lower the intensity of the sound otherwise produced.

  * e.g.,  ...  I took off the muffler on my car and now it doesn't sound like some pussy owns it anymore! 

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2:  One who engages in licking a woman's vagina.

  * e.g.,  ...  (some things are better left unsaid). 

 [ "muffler" ]

3:  Quite possibly THE most fun word to say in the entire english language.

  * e.g.,  ...  Say it like you mean it. Muff. lir. Muffler. MUFFLER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 [ "muffler" ]

1: slang term for cigarette, widely used in arizona.

  * e.g.,  ... "after i was finished making love to the prostitute, i fired up a muffler and sipped on some zinfandel, with a smile." 

 [ "muffler" ]

2: (due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting.)

 [ "muffler" ]

1: (verb)

  * e.g.,  ... ex )*noun - Once in the bathroom,I decided to use a muffler after holding in that fart the whole way to his apartment. 

 [ "muffler" ]

2: When in a public bathroom one takes a wad of toilet paper (shit tickets); and holds it over ones asshole to hide the explosive fart and or shit that is about to rumble the bowl.This act can save one much embarrasment especially on a first date or while visiting the in laws at their tiny camper.

  * e.g.,  ... ex )* verb - Joe put a muffler on his tailpipe so his mother in law would not be offended by his morning dump. 

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3: Be cautious a muffler may be a bit messier than the standard crap, but may be used in emergencies with guaranteed results.

 [ "muffler" ]

1: (1) Girlfriend / fiancee / wife.

  * e.g.,  ... Sarah gave Jeff a muffler, muffling his car talk. 

 [ "muffler" ]

2: (2) When a woman stuffs her muff in her man's face.

 [ "muffler" ]

1: Thingy you put up the end of on an car so the exaust gas wil sound nice

  * e.g.,  ... w00t ! Look at that muffler ! Its so fecking big ! Its almost like teh rocket pipe in Need for speed udnerground 

 [ "muffler" ]

1: one who joins in the act of muffling, or the stimulation of the females vagina using ones tonge, also called a carpet muncher

  * e.g.,  ... gee sally, what a muffler tom is, i could here you all the way down the hall! (sally glows) 

 [ "muffler" ]

1: That's me

  * e.g.,  ... I am the Carpet-Muncher