" mounds "

 [ "mounds" ]

1: The state of having less than the usual quantity of nuts, ergo a person of exceeding cowardice. Derived from the popular candy bar jingle "Almond Joys got nuts, mounds don't"

  * e.g.,  ... Dude stop being a total mounds and get with Nick's mom.  

 [ "mounds" ]

1: dog that has been neutered (fixed)

  * e.g.,  ... almand joys got nuts, mounds don't. 

 [ "mounds" ]

1: Another word for pussy.

  * e.g.,  ... Stop nudging my mounds with your knee! 

 [ "mound" ]

1: on a woman, the soft pad of fat over the pubic bone, just above the vulva

  * e.g.,  ... at the last moment, I pulled it out and ejaculated onto her mound 

 [ "Mounding" ]

1: Mounding is the practice of taking a male's genitals and shoving them up in the body cavity. The end result is that he only has a “mound" that resembles a cunt.

  * e.g.,  ... You couldn't tell she was a dude even when she was in a bikini because she was so good at mounding. 

 [ "mound" ]

1:  The fleshy part of a woman's torso between the navel and the pudenda, over the pubic bone; the mons veneris.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: Sofie's hot. 

 [ "mound" ]

2:  Female genitalia generally.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1a: Yes. Her mound is lovely... nice and soft. 

 [ "The Mound" ]

1: the notation of fun thats to be had and found between the hip bones on a Fit Chick above the Pubis bone also know as Mons Veneris noobs think they're tucking a tackle when in fact its a pure indicator of dynamo in the sack with the tastiest, neatest and sweet little vagene ever

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1 on seeing a pic of new girl; Holy Shit dude get a load of "TheMound" under that lingerie. 

 [ "Mounding" ]

1: Inserting pillows under the hips of a girl lying on her stomach, "mounding" her ass upwards....providing easy access to her sweetspot and a spanking target that can't be resisted.

  * e.g.,  ... I like to pass a leisurely afternoon tying her up, mounding her just right, and administering to her in painstaking detail... 

 [ "Mounding" ]

1: The art of lying perfectly still while completely covered with blanket. The traditional colour of the blanket is orange, but a sleeping bag or poncho is an acceptable alternative. Mounding is more effective when done in public and is considered a legitimate recreational activity. Pillows can be used under the blanket.

  * e.g.,  ... "I lost 53 calories just by Mounding 5 hours a day!" "I was a fat lazy slob who would just lay around the house doing nothing all day, now instead, I mound!" 

 [ "Mound" ]

1: A boring little town in Minnesota with a bunch of stupid kids and way too many pigs. There is absolutely nothing to do in this town but smoke weed. Nothing really goes on in Mound except smoking, cruising, drinking, doing drugs, and sitting around. The school is small and a straight shithole. There are a few cool people in Mound, but most of them are burnouts, or stuck up cunts. Also there are only about 10 hot girls in mound, the rest busts. When fun stuff rarely happens, cops usually show up and ruin the fun and the cops are the most worthless, power tripping pigs ever.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey dude wanna go to mound?"