" mortician "

 [ "mortician" ]

1: A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.

  * e.g.,  ... The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse" 

 [ "mortician" ]

1: Noise

  * e.g.,  ... I like the band Mortician. 

 [ "Mortician" ]

1: A nurse for dead people

  * e.g.,  ... Brendan is a sexy mortician 

 [ "prostitute mortician" ]

1: A person who is hired to have sex with a corpse who has wished not to die a virgin.

  * e.g.,  ... “The dead man needs a prostitute mortician to come in and de-flower him.” 

 [ "midnight mortician" ]

1: Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

  * e.g.,  ... Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver? No, I haven't Well you should! 

 [ "The dirty mortician" ]

1: You tell your partner to go and stand next to the freezer for a while, then return to the bed and act dead so that you can have intercourse. (A walk-in cooler or freezer works best!)

  * e.g.,  ... Tim told Autum to go cool off by the freezer so she could play dead and get the dirty mortician on! 

 [ "fishin' mortician" ]

1: A mortician that enjoys fishing.

  * e.g.,  ... That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.