" meltdowns "

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1:  Describes what happens when a person freaks out, cracks, loses control of themselves. Life - reality at large- becomes overwhelming. They just can't deal with it all. The person may act out, withdraw, become emotional, run, etc...

  * e.g.,  ... "I was sick and on this one day I had an exam, an essay due, a news print deadline, multiple other commitments, 3 people hogging my limited time, others screwing with my head plus, life outside of college was spiraling out of control. I became overwhelmed and went into meltdown." --If meltdown happens to you or someone you know, just remember; It's not the nicest thing, but it happens. Step back & regroup. That's all you can do. 

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1: (n.) - an act brought about by loss of temper or anger. (v.) - to lose control.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimmy had a meltdown over the last piece of pizza. 

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1:  a disaster

  * e.g.,  ... If someone doesn't fix the elctricity in the computer room I might have a meltdown. 

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2:  a loss of one's temper

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3: (from a nuclear power disaster of the same name)

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1: A state of complete brain overload that grinds all self control to a halt.

  * e.g.,  ... ZEEK's meltdown: 

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1: Something which can describes a freak out associated to specific people, places, things, and/or events.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm having a jigsaw puzzle meltdown. I'm having a Martin Luther King Day meltdown. If you don't leave me alone, you're gonna give me a meltdown. 

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1: To blow a big lead, a synonym of to choke. Typically used in the context of sports or video games. Often preceded by adjectives such as epic, huge, total, or major and punctuated by a well-timed bro or dude.

  * e.g.,  ... Another epic meltdown in Wii Golf from Kevin, bro. Major meltdown dude. Classic Kevin move. Gonna need a total meltdown from Kevin this round. He's up 4 strokes in Wii Golf but he has no mental toughness. 

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1: The process of making love

  * e.g.,  ... "I know you that you guys fucked last night, Johnny told me." 

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2: Complete loss of control due to being in love with someone (associated with sex)

  * e.g.,  ... "No, we didn't. Having a meltdown with someone vs. fucking someone is a big difference." 

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3: Fading into one another; mentally and physically

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4: Often long-lasting, meaningful, affectionate and slow

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1: Essentially a bicycle which has fallen apart and is no longer rideable, but due to desparation it is used regardless. Original meltdown was manned by Plodman.

  * e.g.,  ... Random chugger: "Hey Mox, did Plodman ride the meltdown tonight?" 

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2: To qualify a bike as meltdown-esque, it must have at least 3 of the following:

  * e.g.,  ... Mox: "He tried, but he lost it's handlebars on a chugquest home last night. Let's get some chicks." 

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3: - Brake cables snapped/no break mechanism

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4: - No ability to shift gears

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5: - A wheel so buckled you could classify it as voluptuous

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6: - A warped and bent frame that is hardly able to support to weight of the rider

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7: - The name of the rider scrawled upon the frame in permanent marker

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1: A message board post resulting from a severe pwning

  * e.g.,  ... 21696 by ProfReality, 6/12/09 12:03 ET I live vicariously through a shitty panted old jack-a$$ and his retarded son, and the scholarly bald-headed, thick calved, limited athletic ability players that they covet. Signed HJ Nation ^^meltdown^^ 

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1: This is when someone farts "badly"

  * e.g.,  ... John made a meltdown and people laughed at his yellow pants. 

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2: 1st stage- Safety (normal)

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3: 2nd stage- danger (wet fart)

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4: 3rd stage- MELTDOWN (mustard comes outta the ass)