" meal "

 [ "meal" ]

1: v. to desire a member of the opposite sex n. member of the opposite sex looks good enough to eat v. to eat

  * e.g.,  ... v.I'd meal on her n. she's meal v. let's go meal 

 [ "meal" ]

1: Getting blowjobs from hott chicks, hot chicks in general, boning hot chicks, big party with lots of hot chicks.

  * e.g.,  ... I got some meal from that chick last night. 

 [ "meal" ]

1: noun describing a boy that is so metrosexual he misewell be gay, even tho he is not litterly. A meal is a boy that is obsessed with singing, keeping his hair inline, tanning, and his clothes

  * e.g.,  ... katie: notice anything different about me? i went tanning! 

 [ "meal" ]

1: Noun. A shit you haven't eaten yet.

  * e.g.,  ... I don't give a fuck what the meal tastes like. It's just something for me to shit out later. 

 [ "meal" ]

1: The single meal consumed by recent college students/college graduates - particularly liberal arts majors - who are too poor to afford to eat multiple times during the day. Can be comprised of anything, but usually contains some sort of "real" food (vegetables, even if canned), or a close proximity such as TV-dinners. Generally eaten in late afternoon to stave off hunger pangs during the night.

  * e.g.,  ... Frederick's stomach was growling, it was almost 7PM and he had yet to eat meal. 

 [ "Meal Or No Meal" ]

1: noun: A game played by an indivdual whilst walking down the street. The individual is hungry but is deciding whether or not to actually go in a store and purchase food. This game usually involves talking to the banker, which in fact is the persons own wallet. If you cant afford it then its "No Meal!!"

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: "Hey man what did you do yesterday? I tried calling you" John: "Oh yeah, I was walking through the food court in the mall playing Meal Or No Meal. The banker only offered a dollar fifty so I said No Meal." 

 [ "a meal" ]

1: A meal is when someone is lookin full course delicious. Like you just wanna give them the hyucc.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn, Keith over there looking like a MEAL." 

 [ "On The Meal" ]

1: Refers to instances where between encounters with a person, you notice that they have put on a considerable amount of weight in circumstances where it is only possible for that person to have eaten a substantial amount of food. The only way to get so large is for that person to have gotten 'on the meal' or 'hitting the meal'.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow look at old Alison, she looks like she's been on the meal. Q) Have you seen Janet recently? 

 [ "the meal" ]

1: The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. The sexual act you perform is "third base".

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: Hey Susan, you wanna get busy? 

 [ "Mealed" ]

1: The act of having an awkward meal with someone after a night of hooking up - often associated with a drunken hook-up resulting in an unplanned sleepover.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, when I woke up I forgot she was there - she was so drunk the night before, I figured the least I could do was meal her before taking her home."