" malfunctioning "

 [ "Malfunction" ]

1: When someone is being an ass to you, or is acting very strangely.

  * e.g.,  ... Dizz: "Hey Rico, mind if I sit next to you?" Rico: "Yeah, I mind." Dizz: "What's your malfunction, Rico?" 

 [ "Malfunction" ]

1: An error of coding or programming

  * e.g.,  ... Error: a malfunction has occurred... 

 [ "butthole malfunction" ]

1: An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.

  * e.g.,  ... Ugh man, what's that smell?! 

 [ "Remote Malfunction" ]

1: A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.

  * e.g.,  ... It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem. 

 [ "TP malfunction" ]

1: Digital penetration of the toilet tissue usually caused by not using enough squares or just generally being a cheap fucker.

  * e.g.,  ... Times were tough so as a cost saving measure I only used two squares of toilet tissue per wipe. Next thing I know I'm washing poo off my finger tips. This was not my first TP malfunction. 

 [ "wardrobe malfunction" ]

1: An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.

  * e.g.,  ... Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress. 

 [ "wardrobe malfunction" ]

2: Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.

 [ "Hairline Malfunction" ]

1: Literally Ben perrins

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that hairline Malfunction, he is fiiiit 

 [ "deodorant malfunction" ]

1: Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

  * e.g.,  ... Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning... 

 [ "wardrobe malfunction" ]

1: When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.

  * e.g.,  ... Ben Stiller scene in the movie, “There is Something About Mary” 

 [ "Status Malfunction" ]

1: When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn.

  * e.g.,  ... Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"