" long-range "

 [ "Long Range Laterals" ]

1: Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal. It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!" 

 [ "long range tit" ]

1: In call of duty 4 you can name your weapon classes, therefore a long range tit is a sniper rifle

  * e.g.,  ... Ha I dipped on that dude in his domepiece with my long range tit! 

 [ "long range pimpin'" ]

1: another word for people who try to get involved with members of the opposite sex by use of the internet only (see: e-game, internet game)

  * e.g.,  ... Joree: So, are you gonna spit game at that girl you think looks cute? 

 [ "long range pimpin'" ]

2: typically used by lames who can't talk to a female in person

  * e.g.,  ... Weak Dude: Yeah man 

 [ "Long Range Fuel Tank" ]

1: When a person has a fat belly, they've installed a Long Range Fuel Tank.

  * e.g.,  ... Mate 2 "Hi, I haven't seen you for years" "Looks like you've put a bit on in the front" "Looks like a pot belly" Mate 1 "Nar" It's what I call, a Long Range Fuel Tank" "It cost me a fortune, an' all" "It took a lot of time & effort to install" Mate 2 "Yeh" "It looks like it, when I get to your age I'll probably have one installed as well" 

 [ "Long Range Hippo" ]

1: what you call a fatty that got the superman from across the room

  * e.g.,  ... I was desperate last night, so I got me a long range hippo. 

 [ "Long range angry dolphin" ]

1: When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely

  * e.g.,  ... We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin. 

 [ "Far long range weapon" ]

1: Something my stupid friend said when he had a shot gun

  * e.g.,  ... Far long range weapon 

 [ "Long range hole punch" ]

1: A gun. Usually used when mentioning guns directly is non-desirable, e.g. when in the presence of potential government agents online.

  * e.g.,  ... I built a long range hole punch in my garage the other day. 

 [ "Long Range Sprinkler" ]

1: A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs. Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves

  * e.g.,  ... P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"