" long-distance "

 [ "long distance" ]

1: really hard and passionate making out. With tongue.

  * e.g.,  ... "Why were you guys gone so long?" 

 [ "long distance relationship" ]

1: A strong emotional commitment to another who is far away and often beyond physical access most of the time. This is something that requires a great deal of maturity and emotion. It is only ever effective in the case of lofty strong loving relationships. In many many cases people can be far too simple minded or immature to benefit from a long distance relationship. If some one is more interested in intimate physical contact with others than they are in emotional bonding than they should not and will not function in a long distance relationship. But if both partners are very serious about each other for reasons beyond physical it can be very worth it because in that situation, one may find it impossible to be satisfied with a replacement relationship.

  * e.g.,  ... Bub: Bob, why the hell are you in a long distance relationship with her? 

 [ "Long Distance Relationship" ]

1: A relationship that is over distance. Although you two are very far apart and don't get to see each other often you talk every single day. This relationship can be very hard but it proves you love each other if you can still be together over distance.

  * e.g.,  ... They have a long distance relationship...so they don't get to see each other often. 

 [ "long distance lovership" ]

1: A term to describe two people who are more than friends, but due to certain circumstances cannot be dating who have a strong emotional commitment to one another but are far away and often beyond physical access most of the time. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... He and I have a long distance Lovership. 

 [ "long distance lovership" ]

2: They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.

 [ "Long Distance Schnoodle" ]

1: The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

  * e.g.,  ... Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep! 

 [ "Long Distance Relationship" ]

1: Having a relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to see eachother at all. It takes alot of time, energy and money, but it's sometimes worth it.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Are you still with Ashley? 

 [ "Long Distance Yawn" ]

1: A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone." "What the fuck for?" "Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny." "A long distance yawn!" "Exactly!" 

 [ "Long Distance Relationship" ]

1: People who can make things work no matter how far away they are or where they are. They truely love each other to make there love last

  * e.g.,  ... Catherine is in a long distance relationship with a boy named Devin who is two states away from her, yet she still loves him. 

 [ "long distance frelationship" ]

1: a friendship/relationship for friends who are in love with each other.

  * e.g.,  ... after taylor left, she and eric decided to try a long distance frelationship. 

 [ "Long-Distance Relationship" ]

1: When your boyfriend/girlfriend is across the ocean, not able to meet you , but still continues to love each other.

  * e.g.,  ... I love my boyfriend, even though we are having a Long-Distance Relationship