" loafer "

 [ "loafer" ]

1: Person who is generaly lazy and likes to sleep in, watch TV, and do other various lazy activities constantly. Comes from the late 1700's when it refered to a sailer who tried to avoid doing work.

  * e.g.,  ... He woke up at 3 pm? What a loafer! 

 [ "loafer" ]

1: Also a type of shoe.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey guys, look at my new loafers. 

 [ "loafer" ]

1: A person who enjoys the very fine and enjoyable art form which requires lazing about, sleeping in, watching tv, possibly binging on junk food.

  * e.g.,  ... -C'mon, get outta bed! Sheesh, you're such a loafer! 

 [ "loafer" ]

2: Not to be mistaken with a baker.

  * e.g.,  ... -Hmmm, thanks... 

 [ "loafer" ]

1: loafer-a person who has experienced a sexual encounter with a loaf of bread.

  * e.g.,  ... wonka loafed the rye all night long. 

 [ "loafer" ]

1: the act of getting head while eating a loaf of bread, while doing this you must wear a condom and stick in the bread after

  * e.g.,  ... last night was an excelent loafer 

 [ "loafer" ]

1: Means Big Penis...Mainly Because Its Like A Loaf Of Bread In Size Wize

  * e.g.,  ... Holy Crap He Is A Loafer 

 [ "loafer" ]

1: a play on 'lover'

  * e.g.,  ... "I loafer this food" 

 [ "loafer" ]

2: Garnered from an Italian saying the English word "lover" with an accent.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oi, you're my latin loafer." 

 [ "loafer" ]

3: Can be used in place of "love".

  * e.g.,  ... "I am your loafer, koom keese me" 

 [ "loafering" ]

1: To ease around with no particular goal or destination in mind. Piddle

  * e.g.,  ... Roy: Hey, Billy Ray, what are you doin' out in town today? Billy Ray: Ah, you know, just loafering around. 

 [ "Loafers" ]

1: Titties that hang below one's kneecap. Typically when speaking in terms of females with parachute bra's or undergarments that allow their tits to hang out regularly.

  * e.g.,  ... Grandma's nipples were all chapped from her loafers dragging on the ground; Damn bitch, if you picked up your loafers, all the neighborhood kids would stop trying to grab that shit. 

 [ "Loafer" ]

1: One who studies the art of loafing

  * e.g.,  ... "You're an excellent loafer, lazying around and stuff." 

 [ "Loafer" ]

2: Also see Loafing