" lilt "

 [ "lilt" ]

1: later in life task a task to be completed at another time

  * e.g.,  ... This homework is a lilt, not for today! 

 [ "Lilt" ]

1: The left tilt on a penis from excessive masturbation by a right handed person.

  * e.g.,  ... (Sandy takes Joe's pants off) 

 [ "LILTS" ]

1: Life Is Like That Sometimes.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: Hey man, how's it going? 

 [ "LILTS" ]

2: This unique acronym may be applied to most anything in life without danger of expending energy on detailed analysis. Appearing a critical comeback, it will boost the mood of any conversation, while essentially having little meaning. When it comes to positive vibes, "LILTS" is a right little generator, helping to ease us through life's roller coaster of ups and downs.

  * e.g.,  ... Arthur: Dude... I just had the shittiest day. Woke up to a hangover and a bulldozer outside my window, ready to demolish my house to make way for a bypass. Just before I could throw myself in front of the hungry monster in defense of my residence, I learned of the imminent end of the world, escaped just as the planet was blown to smithereens, and found myself halfway across the galaxy by evening. 

 [ "LILT" ]

1: Laughing in Low Tones

  * e.g.,  ... Shane: im gona beat a baby seal with a dead baby 

 [ "LILT" ]

1: "Lovely, I LOLed twice"

  * e.g.,  ... Uglycunt - I'm handsome! 

 [ "LILT" ]

2: Used when LOL! isn't good enough, but its not funny enough for a ROFL!

  * e.g.,  ... 1337netu53r - LILT!  

 [ "LILT" ]

3: Anyone who uses ROFL! is probably impotent.

 [ "Cheeky Lilt" ]

1: Blue WKD

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, Fancy a quick Cheeky Lilt down at Crystalz? 

 [ "Cheeky Lilt" ]

2: +

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah man, I've had enough of these boring normal drinks, let's go! 

 [ "Cheeky Lilt" ]

3: Orange Bacardi Breezer

 [ "Cheeky Lilt" ]

4: +

 [ "Cheeky Lilt" ]

5: Smirnoff Ice

 [ "Cheeky Lilt" ]

6: ...A delicious, green, devilishly more-ish Lilt coctail ...mmm :) (Most drinks can be made cheeky when mixed with Blue WKD).

 [ "International lilt day" ]

1: The day to celebrate the godly creation that is lilt the 27th of September each year u must praise the lilt gods and get fuckked up with Smirnoff no ice it’s cold enough

  * e.g.,  ... An example of lilt being defined on international lilt day “Fuck me that lilt and vodka got me messed up that shit the good Cush” 

 [ "Lilt gods" ]

1: The lilt gods are Ben and Matthew the discoverers of the filth that is lilt. After discovering and discarding this disgusting drink we cast it away to the rats. The rats then scurried around and claimed it as there own. After doing much work making group chats and Instagram pages after lilt the lilt gods returned and claimed there mighty throne. There is now an international lilt day celebrated in memory of these gods. They are great role models and perfect citizens.

  * e.g.,  ... Let’s go praise and worship the lilt gods the wonderful Ben and Matthew. 

 [ "lilt" ]

1: A bend, in the Penis or of a penis shaped object.

  * e.g.,  ... The lilt I have on my penis, bends slightly to the left. All banana's have a lilt. 

 [ "Lilt" ]

1: Lilting (or to Lilt) is to dilute an alcoholic beverage with a soft carbonated drink. The phrase derives from popular soft drink Lilt often being used to dilute vodka, but can be used to reference any soft drink/alcohol combination.

  * e.g.,  ... PERSON 1 : “OUCH, MY MOUTH IS BURNING, that stuff is so strong.”