" life-giving "

 [ "life-giving liquid" ]

1: Simply put, it is the sperm.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Son,don't spill your life-giving liquid in public.' 

 [ "when life gives you lemons" ]

1: Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson

  * e.g.,  ... While cave johnson yells about lemons 

 [ "When life gives you lemons" ]

1: When life gives you lemons, you say thank you. Why do you need lemonade? Huh. Why do you got be soooo extra and burn some fossil fuels while you’re processing your lemonade. Lemons are HEALTHY!!!!! EAT THE LEMON!!!!!!

  * e.g.,  ... When life gives you lemons, eat the lemon it’s healthy smelthy 

 [ "when life gives you melons" ]

1: You might have dyslexia.

  * e.g.,  ... When life gives you melons... you might have dyslexia 

 [ "When life gives you lemons" ]

1: Make him/her your citrus friend! :D

  * e.g.,  ... Boy: when life gives you lemons ... 

 [ "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" ]

1: An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!

  * e.g.,  ... 1 Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks? Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade 2 

 [ "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade" ]

1: Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

  * e.g.,  ... A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss. B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"