" layaway "

 [ "layaway" ]

1: The act of keeping contact with a guy/girl that you find interesting but don't want to date, usually once a month - in the hope that they will stay free from other attachments, and you will remain fresh in their memory.

  * e.g.,  ... Kurt: "Have you spoke to Annie? I saw her yesterday and she looked really hot" 

 [ "layaway" ]

1: You're not getting it till Christmas.

  * e.g.,  ... "Layaway, that means you're not getting it till Christmas," Actual quote 

 [ "layaway" ]

1: When you get on an underage girl's good side so that once she becomes legal, you can get her in the sack.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I got the Olsen Twins on layaway...life's gonna be so good in a year... 

 [ "layaway" ]

1: Someone who claims to be bisexual, but is clearly on the path to being fully gay later in life.

  * e.g.,  ... "P.C. from NYC prep is definitely on layaway. You know, Bi now--Gay later..." 

 [ "Layaway" ]

1: The act of keeping a cute chubby girls number, knowing that she has a gym membership, and calling her in 2-3 months hoping she shed the chub.

  * e.g.,  ... "Kristina is cute and all, but I just don't like chubby girls." "She just started going to the gym, why don't you just keep her on layaway for awhile?" "Hmmm, good idea!" 

 [ "Pussy Layaway" ]

1: When a man buys an expensive item for a woman but doesn't give it to her until she has sex with him for an agreed-to period of time; the item is said to be on "pussy layaway".

  * e.g.,  ... Sugardaddy said he's gonna buy his Trick a Gucci purse but it's on pussy layaway. He's gonna keep the purse in his house and she will get to take it home after she sucks his dick at least twice a week for a month. 

 [ "Midwest Layaway" ]

1: When you take a dump on the floor in front of the layaway counter at Kmart.

  * e.g.,  ... Only two more Midwest Layaway deposits, and that VHS Box set of Full House Season 3 is totally mine. 

 [ "redneck layaway" ]

1: The act of storing or hiding an item at a store that you can’t afford at the moment so that you can come back and purchase them later.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: “That things pretty expensive. You sure you want to buy it right now?” Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.” 

 [ "Love on layaway" ]

1: When two people like each other but are waiting to date until it’s good timing so they momentarily friendzone each other until it’s time to get serious.

  * e.g.,  ... Bailey I thought you and Cody were into each other , why aren’t you together? We’re both really busy with school right now so we put our love on layaway we want to get together in the summer. 

 [ "Lesbian Layaway" ]

1: Developing a friendship with someone you are attracted to who is currently off the market to increase your chances of having sex with or dating them when they are available. While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl Lauren is so hot, and I really want to date her but she's still involved with that behemoth girlfriend of hers. I'll just put her on Lesbian Layaway, become her "best friend" and wait until their crappy relationship ends again so I can sweep her off her feet.