" launcher "

 [ "launcher" ]

1: a mystical device that carrys a being from one place to another- merkin powered

  * e.g.,  ... YO FLUFF, i pimped out my launcher last week and flew over here to show it to you nigger. 

 [ "missile launchers" ]

1: Term to discribe large erect nipples on a set of moobs.

  * e.g.,  ... "I see your trying to show off those guns Mr. Tight Shirt, but I can't seem to look past those missile launchers fat boy!" 

 [ "cocket launcher" ]

1: When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick

  * e.g.,  ... I bet he's a good cocket launcher 

 [ "launcher thingy" ]

1: A device used to launch things great distances. Originally invented in mideval times, it was then refered to as a "trebuchet."

  * e.g.,  ... "WE SHOULD BUILD A TREBUCHET!" 

 [ "load launcher" ]

1: To ejaculate with distance.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I was a load launcher last night." I pulled out and my wad hit her on the forehead! 

 [ "grenade launcher" ]

1: The fatter and uglier friend of a grenade. Often brought along to make the grenade feel that she is not the ugliest girl at a party. The main purposes of the grenade launcher is to cockblock, instill fear, provide backup in a fight and to purposely rile up the grenade into exploding the chances of sex for everybody. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.

  * e.g.,  ... Its bad enough that this cutie brought a grenade with her, but this chick also brought a god damn grenade launcher as well. I personally try to avoid grenade launchers, at all cost. Not worth getting my GTL on for. At all. 

 [ "spooge launcher" ]

1: A penis capable of an emphatic discharge, either by velocity, distance or both.

  * e.g.,  ... I made a real mess with my spooge launcher last night. I still haven't found all of it yet. 

 [ "milk launcher" ]

1: The single flake that exists in every bowl of cereal that will cause milk to shoot sideways across the table when poured on it.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn it, why must there always be a milk launcher? 

 [ "Fusion Launcher" ]

1: Shoulder-fired, single-shot weapon that fires rounds capable of blasting holes big enough to walk through and/or killing anything within about 30 feet. Found in the game Red Faction.

  * e.g.,  ... I was tired of that building so I shot it with a Fusion Launcher 

 [ "Grenade Launcher" ]

1: The token ugly friend of the hott girl at a bar who also happens to be morbidly obese (Also see grenade). Not only is the girl horrifically ugly but is also unfortunatly whale like and may even charge at random pretty girls like a Hippo. As popularized by the the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude I cant get with this hott girl because of that repulsivce grenade launcher in the way.