" laser "

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1: Synonym for "cool". Used especially when one wants to draw attention to one's own dorkiness, as this term itself is dorky. For instance, one could use it to describe something which is cool only because oneself is a dork.

  * e.g.,  ... Alice: Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!" 

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1: A technology that is useful for creating high-intensity, coherent, unidirectional light.

  * e.g.,  ... To understand how a laser works you need to learn quantum mechanics and atomic and nuclear physics. 

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2: It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.

 [ "laser" ]

1: A gun used to zap people with and shit

  * e.g.,  ... I'll shoot you with my lazor piece. 

 [ "laser" ]

1: One of the highest adjectives in describing something completely awesome.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah, that MF DOOM track was pretty laser. 

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2: The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.

 [ "laser" ]

1: Another word for a cumshot; ejaculate

  * e.g.,  ... After getting head, I lasered her face. 

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1: Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.

  * e.g.,  ... Mini-Me, please stop humping the "laser"! 

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1:  A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.

  * e.g.,  ...  I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper 

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2:  The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.

  * e.g.,  ...  person 1: shotgun 

 [ "laser" ]

1: any tool or object that can be used like MacGyver did his Swiss Army Knife.

  * e.g.,  ... Dawg, picked up a laser and fixed up the truck. 

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1: Means the same thing as loser, but cooler.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow look at how Sabrina fails. 

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1: noun: usu. plural, a light-colored line of skin due to overstreatching of elastic tissue of the skin due to obeisity or pregnancy;stretch mark

  * e.g.,  ... "Once he took off his shirt he revealed more lasers than anyone thought existed on one man's body."