" larcenies "

 [ "Larceny" ]

1: A term used in Virginia (mostly Petersburg), referring to one’s action or usually used to say someone is pitiful or terrible for wrong doing

  * e.g.,  ... James is larceny. 

 [ "larceny" ]

1: A serious lawful offence, involving theft.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude I got 28 years for 6 counts of larceny. 

 [ "Dick Larceny" ]

1: When a girl is bored of just being a hoe and starts stealing her friends guys to fuck. Basically a slutty dick stealer, but on a larger scale.

  * e.g.,  ... Ali is such a whore! She knew I was dating him and she just commited dick larceny cause she knew I liked him. 

 [ "petting larceny" ]

1: Stealing something from a person while kissing them

  * e.g.,  ... He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone. 

 [ "Lighter Larceny" ]

1: A person who will steal people's cigarette lighters more than 50 times.

  * e.g.,  ... Lighter larceny! Did you see how many were on his floor? I recognized Amanda's lighter there. 

 [ "Grand Larceny" ]

1: 1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit." 

 [ "Grand Larceny" ]

2: 2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto." 

 [ "Grand Larceny" ]

1: What Ree-lon and Cuckerbeard stole is worth more than the $500 dollars that would constitute grand larceny. Why aren't conservatives calling for Elon to be locked up when THEY KNOW MORE THAN EVERYONE about the theft because it's the conservative Podcaster Jordan Peterson who first told ME (The Anti-Natalist and was a reference to one of my earliest posts) to 'Leave the planet' (whatever THAT means) back in 2015 and has been reading this the whole time.

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "I mean, they say the guy was convicted of grand larceny so what do they actually want to happen? Life in prison for every crime? Ok. Elon stole. The conservatives have been reading this the whole time and therefore know he stole. Life in prison for Elon and Cuckerbeard. We need to lock up these criminals. Or kill em I guess. We could do that too- Or, um, INSTEAD. Yeah." 

 [ "Gross Larceny" ]

1: Intentionally steals, takes, and carries away, leads away or drives away personal goods or property of another with value of more than $2,500. Including ALL livestock; firearms; vehicles.

  * e.g.,  ... LT: Clark, we have a stolen goat from the farm down the street. 

 [ "Larceny" ]

1: Bitches who fuck wit yo nigga. It basically mean you wrong.

  * e.g.,  ... “You larceny asab, you knew I was fw him” 

 [ "Grand Larceny" ]

1: When 9 jacks you for yo shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn 9 just robbed him! (Grand Larceny)