" lapdog "

 [ "lapdog" ]

1: a suck up, ass kisser, brown noser

  * e.g.,  ... The boss likes Joe but he's such a lapdog. 

 [ "lapdog" ]

1: a flattering subservient, eager sycophant

  * e.g.,  ... He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me. 

 [ "lapdog" ]

1: a small pet, usually adorable

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see my teacup poodle, Schnookyums? Cutest lapdog EVER! 

 [ "lapdog" ]

1: One or more females sitting on your lap.

  * e.g.,  ... "Let's go to the strip club and get a couple lapdogs!" 

 [ "Lapdog" ]

1: A person with no real independent personality, only adoration for his or her significant other.

  * e.g.,  ... Have you met steve's new girlfriend? She's such a lapdog, all she does is shrug when you ask her a question, and then laugh at all of Steve's jokes. 

 [ "Lapdog" ]

1: A lapdog is one who follows around another person, and does things to suck up to that person, which is their respective owner.

  * e.g.,  ... God Luis, you are such a lapdog to Eduardo. 

 [ "LAPDOG" ]

1: A 20something man who lands a hot female his age or slightly older.(no more than 5 years)He's muscular,pretty,and fucks the daylights outta her.Too bad he's broke.She's out whoring around with "WEALTHY MEN WHO CAN..."but has LAPDOG for emotional comfort and workouts at the gym.He don't really wanna know what the deal is 'bout that nice condo and the Porsche Boxster.All relationships are temporary...and this one's no different:She'll either

  * e.g.,  ... GYM RAT 1:"Wassup wit'Dylan and that chick he trains with? 

 [ "LAPDOG" ]

2: dump him when "MR.BIG STAMPS" decides to take her private...

  * e.g.,  ...  He don't hang wit' us no mo'." 

 [ "LAPDOG" ]

3: Or when he returns to being ALPHA DOG as opposed to safe LAPDOG.

  * e.g.,  ... GYM RAT 2:"Yeah...Never seen homie play LAPDOG like this  

 [ "Lapdog" ]

1: Slang for Laptop Computer. Usually used by Geeks trying to play their 'geekyness' down and look cool

  * e.g.,  ... 'Where is the Disc?' 'It's in the Lapdog' 

 [ "tory lapdog" ]

1: anyone who does whatever the Tories wants, dropping all there own ideas and agreeing with Tory ideas

  * e.g.,  ... NICK CLEGG the Liberal Democrats leader is a Tory Lapdog 

 [ "Lapdog Coach" ]

1: A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

  * e.g.,  ... "Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."