" kindler "

 [ "Kindler" ]

1: A United States Marine who is suspected to be the less famous twin brother of the goonies character sloth. Aside from causing the food shortage in most 3rd world countries he also does an outstanding job of being on light duty, eating babies, occasionally buying out the entire stock of baby ruth bars and generally sucking at life. With the I.Q. equivalent to a brick his only defense mechanism is taking off his glasses causing his eyes to go opposite directions which is intended to confuse the enemy) he then throws gloves at them. Anything that is done in an idiotic manner, with less than a normal level of common sense, or generally thought of as retarded should be referred to as "pulling a kindler"

  * e.g.,  ... "dude you seriously just hit yourself in the forehead with a crowbar, that's what I call pulling a kindler!" 

 [ "Jean-Phillipe Kindler" ]

1: Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son" is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark. Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.

  * e.g.,  ... German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik? 

 [ "Jean-Phillipe Kindler" ]

2: His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans. At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists. Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.

  * e.g.,  ... JPK: "sorry, english please?"