" kennel "

 [ "kennel" ]

1: -verb A command to go and stay in a kennel. Originally directed towards crate-trained dogs, this expression is used to convey utter disapproval towards friends and colleagues.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1 

 [ "Kennelling" ]

1: A mixture between Dogging and Cottaging, whereby participants flick the lights on and off in a public toilet before embarking on a sexual adventure for the viewing pleasure of an assembled audience.

  * e.g.,  ... During a particularly bad case of the horn, Rupert and Henry decided to go down to the heath for some kennelling. 

 [ "in the kennel" ]

1: To be a furry but not out as furry. Sort of like "in the closet" is to queer.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, she's so far in the kennel, she's already wearing a collar! Wow, he's so far in the kennel, he's in Narnia! 

 [ "kennelling" ]

1: the act of dogging but where the action takes place in caravans rather than cars. hence "kennel club". - an organisation of doggers with caravans, motor homes etc who like to share their experiences with pikers

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, what's going on in that caravan with the windows open? 

 [ "Get a kennel" ]

1: A less than polite way to tell a particularly fugly couple to stop making out in public.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny: Dude, check it out! Robin and Dina are getting hot and heavy! 

 [ "kennel up" ]

1: verb: to return home after a night of being out of control; drunk. a.k.a Get your ass home.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jackie was so drunk last night, that her boyfriend Jason said "I think it is time for you to Kennel Up". Brad was so drunk, Heather looked at him and said "That is your last drink..it is time to kennel up!" 

 [ "kennel up" ]

2: Can be used for either gender;

 [ "kennel up" ]

3: "Jackie was so drunk last night, that her boyfriend Jason said "I think it is time for you to Kennel Up".

 [ "Kennel Cough" ]

1: The cough a person develops after a camping festival, caused by all the dust, dirt, and drug smoke inhaled during the festival.

  * e.g.,  ... Alex's weak lungs couldn't handle all the dirt and drug smoke over the weekend, now he has a bad case of kennel cough. 

 [ "Kennel Dog" ]

1: A name for a person who eats food with force, destruction, and speed. This person usually takes massive, deep throat bites, that require minimal chewing. The face doesn't get 2 inches above the plate unless deep throating an item.

  * e.g.,  ... "Look at the Jeff the kennel dog housin that burrito!!" "Jeff's kennel doggin that pizza, watch your fingers!!! 

 [ "slave kennel" ]

1: a large metal cage used to hold one or more arabian sex slaves

  * e.g.,  ... Eimon brought the slave kennel to his graduation party 

 [ "Kennel Crotch" ]

1: When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.