" jewelries "

 [ "Jewelry" ]

1: A wide ranging currency that men use to reimburse women for sexual favors. The highest denomination in the jewelry economic scale is diamonds, with gold being the most common unit.

  * e.g.,  ... I wanted to make sure that I could fuck the shit out of that skunt for the rest of the month, so I gave her a bunch of jewelry. Greedy bitch... 

 [ "Jewelry" ]

1: Most times, one hecuva waste of money. And I'm a girl.

  * e.g.,  ... Let's buy some jewelry!  

 [ "jewelry" ]

1: expensive adornments of precious metals &/or gems, and: police slang for handcuffs

  * e.g.,  ... Cop, to cop buddy: I got a date tonight with a hot civilian chick who loves the uniform 

 [ "Jewelry" ]

1: Most times, one hecuva waste of money. And I'm a girl.

  * e.g.,  ... Let's buy some jewelry!  

 [ "jewelry" ]

1: n. body baubles or adornments, incorrectly spelled as jewelery by editors of UD. Jury is the spelling and pronounciation in ebonics.

  * e.g.,  ... Tyrone finally broke down and went to the jury store to buy Brie Ann and himself a wedding ring set. The jeweler at the jewelery store assayed the total stone weight in all three bands as twenty-fourth of a carat in diamond weight. The diamonds were blinding in the sunlight! This was jewelry fit for a queen 

 [ "jewelry" ]

1: Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor: a jewelry handjob; jewelry news from the abortion clinic.

  * e.g.,  ... That blone haired broad's ass looks like jewelry! 

 [ "jewelry" ]

2: Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.

 [ "jewelry" ]

3: Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.

 [ "jewelry" ]

4: Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.

 [ "jewelry" ]

5: In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.

 [ "jewelry" ]

6: Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.

 [ "jewelry" ]

7: Of high quality: jewelry tools.

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8: Discriminating: jewelry taste.

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9: Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.

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10: Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.

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11: Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.

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12: Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.

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13: Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.

 [ "hard jewelry" ]

1: the best fucking jewelry! you can do anything and everything in it. fuck it you can even use it as a proposal ring! you can follow them on !

  * e.g.,  ... bro i just bought some hard jewelry and my ex dmed me! 

 [ "Hard Jewelry" ]

1: Hard Jewelry is the hardest thing you could ever get, you can have big hot sweaty sex in it and it’ll still last forever. Or you could give it as a promise to someone you love dearly.

  * e.g.,  ... I just wore my hard jewelry once and so many hot babes came FLOCKING to me!!! 

 [ "Truck Jewelry" ]

1: Large, flashy jewelry. Often referring to gold in the late 1980's or early 1990's.

  * e.g.,  ... Scoopin all the girlies numbers with my Truck Jewelry, 

 [ "Pocket Jewelry" ]

1: Ornamental jewelry either worn inside a pocket or clipped to. Mostly used to describe Mont Blanc pens, but may include anything else that has no other purpose or function than to be expensive and maybe look cool.

  * e.g.,  ... "On a trip to Germany, GO DJ HaKa gave the president of AMG-Mercedes, Dietmar Exler, a Montblanc Boehme Royal Pen that costs $5 Million. What an expensive piece of pocket jewelry." "When I go to important business meetings, I always wear cuff links, metal collar stays, my 24k gold polo mallet tie clip, and most importantly bring my Pocket Jewelry. I always also bring a back-up BIC pen just in case my Mont Blanc fails to write which it is known to do, no matter the cost of the pen."