" jellyfish "

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1: A free-swimming aquatic creature. It starts life as a larva, which attatches itself to a rock or other solid substance and develops into a polyp; eventually the polyp grows into the familiar bell-shaped organism.

  * e.g.,  ... Sometimes, during low tide, one sees jellyfish lining the shores. 

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2: Most jellyfish have tentacles and a basic nervous system, though they lack more complicated organs, and they are allegedly composed of about 95% water. They usually catch their prey by brushing potential victims with their poison-spouting, long tentacles, which can be anywhere from inches to several feet long.

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3: Pl. jellyfish

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4: Slang: various sex acts.

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1: An adjective used to describe anything at all. Seriously, anything. It adapts to any situation, leaving people curious as to the meaning. It is meaningless, which makes it oh so meaningful.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, that slut is lookin totally jellyfish! Hell yeah! 

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2: (It's also a gnarls barkley sea creature that stings you and whatnot)

  * e.g.,  ... I don't know, I felt like the yams were a little too jellyfish this year. 

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1: N., a statement that sounds like a compliment but, the more you think about it, the more it stings like an insult. So named because, like a jellyfish, you don't feel it at first, but the longer you leave it on, the more it stings.

  * e.g.,  ... Chick #1: She was like, "You actually look nice today," and I was like, "Thanks." But then I'm like, what the fuck was the purpose of "actually"? Was she saying I don't usually look nice? 

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1: When someone takes greens from a bowl, this is the term to describe the smoke that rises off the bowl that resembles a jellyfish

  * e.g.,  ... bob: yo man hit that shit hard, you got greens. 

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1: The thing that keeps from swimming in the sea

  * e.g.,  ... Not goin' in there's a fuckin' jellyfish there 

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1: To ejaculate. to produce seamen as a result of stimulous

  * e.g.,  ... Did you use a condom? No, I just pulled out and jellyfished all over her milk wagons.  

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1: An inspection used when you are either highly intoxicated or just unsure of your targets sex. It is performed by cuping the right hand upwards, placing it in the genital area and finally wiggling your fingers to resemble the motion of a Jellyfish. Eel Cave = Girl Swordfish = guy.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy1: Dude that bitch is kinda hot. 

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1: Group of sober people who follow the String Cheese Incident. Like the Wharfrats to the Dead.

  * e.g.,  ... "Meet me at the Jellyfish meeting at set break" 

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1: A type of high five in which the two participants high five, snap, and pull back their hands in a jellyfish-like motion.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Hey man, wassup?! Person 2: Not much, bro! Jellyfish! 

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1: A free-swimming coelenterate that has a jellylike body and tentacles; they can sting prey.

  * e.g.,  ... Let's get some jellyfish Patrick star.