" jaundiced "

 [ "jaundiced" ]

1: The act of looking unlike yourself; like crap

  * e.g.,  ... After he got his wisdom teeth out, George appeared jaundiced. 

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1: Under the influence of marijuana.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I can't go get the chinese food man, I'm too jaundiced to feel my ass 

 [ "jaundice" ]

1: it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons

  * e.g.,  ... Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice 

 [ "jaundice" ]

1: adj.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) "That fire hydrant is so jaundice!" 

 [ "jaundice" ]

2: 1) The state of possessing a yellow hue, whether due to its nature or its manufacturer's preference.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) "Shauna?! What a jaundice girl." 

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3: 2) Used to describe a repulsive thing or person.

  * e.g.,  ... 3) "No, I will not eat that jaundice, jaundice banana." 

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4: 3) Used to describe both the yellow and nauseating attributes of your everyday potassium-crazy fruit, the banana.

 [ "jaundice" ]

1:  Where your skin is a yellowish pasty colour sometimes seen in baby's right after there born or someone with a liver malfunction.

  * e.g.,  ...  That newborn is so jaundice OR You drink so much your going jaudice 

 [ "jaundice" ]

2: Something thats shit.

  * e.g.,  ... My school is so jaundice 

 [ "jaundice" ]

3: A word describing joy or happiness.

  * e.g.,  ... JAUNDICE!!! YEAHHHHHHH 

 [ "jaundice" ]

1:  relating to something that is the shit.

  * e.g.,  ... If I get this job, it will be the jaundice. 

 [ "jaundice" ]

2:  one will say when they are excited or happy.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, that girl is the jaundice! 

 [ "Jaundice" ]

1: Very fucked up on alcohol. Also a word for alcohol itself. So it can be a noun or adjective. It's medically a term for when the eyes turn yellow and is a symptom of liver failure.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Can you drive? 

 [ "jaundice" ]

1: A nerdier way of using the Philly slang word, jawn.

  * e.g.,  ... -"Yo Chad, I just got my physics test back" 

 [ "jaundice" ]

1: (Adjective) Having great muscle mass.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude Sylvester Stallone is so jaundice in Rambo! 

 [ "Jaundice" ]

1:  relating to something that is the shit.

  * e.g.,  ... If I get that job, it will be the jaundice! 

 [ "Jaundice" ]

2:  something one says when they are excited or happy.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn! That girl is the jaundice!