" infantilize "

 [ "infantilize" ]

1: verb trans.

  * e.g.,  ... jimmy infantilizes his friends all the time 

 [ "infantilize" ]

2: to treat someone as a child or in a way that denies their maturity

 [ "Infantilism" ]

1: Enjoyment from infant-related things. Pretending to be a baby, wearing diapers (see diaper lover, speaking like a child (ie "I sowwy"), sleeping in a crib. Wide range of things, but all infant-related

 [ "Infantilism" ]

2: Note that this is interest in the trappings/behaviour of youth, not sexual interest in the youth themselves (that's a pedophile)

 [ "Infantile" ]

1: To act in a childish or immature manner.

  * e.g.,  ... Alex: Today, in class, my friend and I kept laughing then annoyed the teacher. I must do it again soon! 

 [ "Infantile Pillock" ]

1: A child-like or child-sized penis. Infantile: relating to infancy

  * e.g.,  ... Person1: You're a jerk. 

 [ "Infantile Pillock" ]

2: Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis

  * e.g.,  ... Person2: Butthead. 

 [ "Infantilize" ]

1: Not a word. Some may think it is. But no, tis not a word.

  * e.g.,  ... GSM: Don't infantilize me 

 [ "Infantile Pillock" ]

1: A childish and stupid person.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?" 

 [ "Paraphilic Infantilism" ]

1: A fetish where people dress up like babies

  * e.g.,  ... My son's preschool teacher is into Paraphilic Infantilism and often wears diapers under his pants. 

 [ "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks" ]

1: Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen? 

 [ "A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release" ]

1: What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? 

 [ "male infantile homosexuality" ]

1: a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.

  * e.g.,  ... I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality well shit