" inches "

 [ "inches" ]

1: Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

  * e.g.,  ... Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?" 

 [ "Inch for Inch" ]

1: When two men compare penis sizes as a show of dominance Originated by sincerelymarquise

  * e.g.,  ... You keep chatting but you won’t go inch for inch with me Bro keeps ducking the inch for inch 

 [ "An Inch" ]

1: An Inch is huge, easily the largest measurement known to man, an inch can do a lot, it really can. I’m simply lost for words typing this just thinking of the Colossal size an inch brings.

  * e.g.,  ... Don’t worry about what the girls say, listen to the boys, an inch is huge. 

 [ "Inches" ]

1: What girls say to other girls with long hair

  * e.g.,  ... Keke:why tamia mom let her get a sew in? 

 [ "inch" ]

1: a unit of currency that describes the thickness of a stack of one-hundred dollar bills used as payment for services rendered by very good prostitutes; coined in the film The World Is Not Enough

  * e.g.,  ... Zukovsky: Bull, give them an inch. 

 [ "Inches" ]

1: When one is going for a run with comrads, one can use the term inches in place of minutes. The number of inches is proportional to the length of the run. 90 minutes would be about 9 inches, while 30 minutes would represent about 4 inches. The conversion factor may change depending on one's own opinions.

  * e.g.,  ...  Dude, I ran a 15:20 5k yesterday, my legs are shot, lets only go for like 4 inches.  

 [ "Inch" ]

1: Adjective to describe somebody who is cocky, rude, and derogatory, and in a situation where he/she is putting down others or making fun of the situation.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: Yo, what happened to you, you used to be so skinny and now you so fat 

 [ "Inches" ]

1: An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.

  * e.g.,  ... How it is, Inches? We're about to go shoot some hoops. No, you're too short to be on my team, Inches. Hahahaha! 

 [ "inching" ]

1: Inching is the action of attracting or otherwise inciting a person’s arousal through touch and without verbal exchange. It requires a very gradual, tentative seduction that commonly begins with “innocent” or “accidental” contact, which progresses in response to reciprocation from the recipient (or discontinues by their cessation). The ambiguity of consent is likely to result in it being considered unlawful sexual harassment if malicious intent is proven. However, the extremely gradual nature of the action means it rarely develops beyond ‘innocent’ without some sort of reciprocal activity, implying consent and reducing likelihood of legal justification. Variation:

  * e.g.,  ... Some girl started inching with me on the bus, it was actually really hot and she ended up giving me head. I think Dan might have tried inching with me in the cinema. It was weird. 

 [ "inching" ]

2: Inched

 [ "Inch" ]

1: A unit of measurement, often exaggerated by men accross the world.

  * e.g.,  ... Theres a ten incher in my trousers..