" incarceration "

 [ "incarceritis" ]

1: Noun. Acute illness contracted by previously healthy individual who has been placed under arrest. A last ditch attempt to avoid being taken to jail. Symptoms normally relieve spontaneously upon being placed in an ambulance or ED room.

  * e.g.,  ... "We just arrested him for assault. The minute we put him in the car he complained of stomach pain. I'm pretty sure it's incarceritis". 

 [ "Incarceritis" ]

1: • The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail. • The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested. • The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.

  * e.g.,  ... That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis. Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect! 

 [ "Incarceration" ]

1: Imprisonment, being sent to jail.

  * e.g.,  ... P-Diddy avoided incarceration, but all the legal stuff and media attention was just too much for J-Lo to deal with. 

 [ "incarcerated" ]

1: A formal word for jailed, arrested, locked up, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... One of my friends got incarcerated after he partied naked in the public fountain. 

 [ "Incarceritis" ]

1: Finding out you are going to jail and suddenly becoming ill....requiring and ambulance.

  * e.g.,  ... Looks like Sally's case of incarceritis might keep her out of the holding cell for at least two hours. 

 [ "incarcerate" ]

1: The formal process preceeding an all expense paid trip to jail

  * e.g.,  ... I was incarcerated before my all expense paid trip to jail. 

 [ "The incarcerator" ]

1: Sexual position in which you put the female in a rear naked choke while penetrating her ass and whispering "This is how they do it in prison." Choking her until she taps or passes out.

  * e.g.,  ... Bitch wanted to get rough so I gave her the incarcerator. 

 [ "Incarceration Vocabulation" ]

1: Style of speech one learns while being incarcerated.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend1 : Did you hear Marcus tryin to use all those big words when he talks now? He never used to talk like that. It might not be so bad if he knew how to use them correctly. Friend2: Yeah, that started when he got out of prison/jail. I call it his incarceration vocabulation! 

 [ "INTENTIONAL INCARCERATION ARRANGEMENT" ]

1: The backfiring of the HARVEST 91 ROUTE FESTIVAL to incarcerate ALAN I WALDMAN...ANAL ALAN

  * e.g.,  ... Nobody expected STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK to enter the picture as "when ANAL ALAN showed his FRUSTRATION with security trespassing games which all was used to. for an INTENTIONAL INCARCERATION ARRANGEMENT but ALAN I WALDMAN or the POLICE call him "JOHN DOEN" but wait they are always asking for my EPSTEIN real name and the thing is the GOOD BUDDAH at the HARVEST 91 ROUTE FESTIVAL got fed up with the continual ASSH0LE PED0PHILE SHITEATER attack so what happened as this HUNGRY GHOST as you may say after STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK killed the most people in US HIST0RY after he got the point of first do tw0 TRESPASSES as you get SHIT and SCAT to B0WEL OUT with and now the entire VIDEO of ME AND MY MONKEY by ROBBIE PETER WILLUAMS, GEORGE NORM PETER(SON) PF CHANG PLANS , GUY CHAMBERS , and JASON ALDEAN (WILLIAMS) the biggest FIASCO of all timr. 

 [ "Incarcerated" ]

1: The act of being withheld in a structure lacking the ability to exit of own one's free will without penalty or further confinement.

  * e.g.,  ... Jerry was sent to a mental asylum the other day to be incarcerated.