" impactful "

 [ "impactful" ]

1: A non-existent word coined by corporate advertising, marketing and business drones to make their work sound far more useful, exciting and beneficial to humanity than it really is. This term is most frequently used in "team building" seminars and conferences in which said drones discuss the most effective ways to convince consumer zombies to purchase crap they clearly do not need or even want.

  * e.g.,  ... "The board was convinced that my new ad campaign for arsenic and semen flavored lollipops for tots will be incredibly impactful and will generate heaps of sales." 

 [ "impactful" ]

1: Something that conveys significance.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, that campaign is really impactful yeah, you understand what i mean yeah, yeah? 

 [ "impactful" ]

2: I.e. utter marketing gash, its words like this that make society bad and help meaningless marketing plebians ascend the rungs of their pointless evil careers and step on anyone creative in their path. For shame marketing ... for shame.

 [ "impactful" ]

1: Duh-weebish for "significant".

  * e.g.,  ... Notwithstanding the canonical convergence of sustainable frameworks within the infrastructures of business on demand, the logistics of opportunistic legerdemain in this example is impactful. 

 [ "impactful" ]

1: maria came up with the this word the other day. It is NOT a real word

  * e.g.,  ... strong and impactful contribution 

 [ "impactful" ]

1: Impactful: Having much impact, or full of impact

  * e.g.,  ... this definition had a very impactful effect on cowgirl 

 [ "impactful" ]

1: "Impactful" is a real word, uniquely appropriate business slang that savvy executives never hesitate to use. No reason to be scared or confused; believe in you learnings.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Based on my learnings, my safety-belt-buckle messenger bag is impactful. 2) Having now listened to audio of myself conducting interviews for 4 hours, I realize that my dream of someday becoming an impactful NPR reporter is never, ever going to happen. 

 [ "impaction" ]

1: A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.

  * e.g.,  ... My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed. 

 [ "impact" ]

1: The word you use in your English essay to replace either affect or effect because you're a piece of celery that's to stupid to figure out which is the proper one to use.

  * e.g.,  ... The lack of frogs in the forest has a major AFFECT on the ecosystem? 

 [ "impaction" ]

1: Having an impact, or full of impact.

  * e.g.,  ... The bad news of the day had a large impaction on my state of mind. 

 [ "impaction" ]

1: A combination or portmanteau of 'impact' and 'action'.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: "Why do you watch so much wrestling?"