" illustration "

 [ "Illustrated" ]

1: The horrible portmanteau of 'ill' and 'frustrated', attributed to Adam Irons.

  * e.g.,  ... "Mrs. Crouse, this computer be gettin' me illustrated!" 

 [ "illustrator" ]

1: an adobe computer program used by designers to create logos, postcards, business cards, pictures, drawings, etc. illustrator is popular because it uses vectors to create crisp clean edges that doesn't lose resolution when it is zoomed in on. Not a pretentious program

  * e.g.,  ... illustrator is a popular program used on mac.  

 [ "Dope Illustrations" ]

1: A group full of tooted up trucks that will guaranteed fuck your girlfriend and make your mom wet. They’ve got large cocks and will beat the shit out of you for talkin shit. DI run it!

  * e.g.,  ... “omg is that fivestar?” fuck no it’s dope illustrations bitchhhhhhhh 

 [ "Dope illustrations" ]

1: A group of posers who are bitch made and think they’re stock troks are the best in the country. While most are clapped and daddy’s and mommy’s money.

  * e.g.,  ... what’s Dope illustrations? Bitch made ass niggas 

 [ "f4 illustrator" ]

1: gun that killed the dinasours; can go through a stampede of elephants with ease; more powerfull than anything; made of a special aloy; burly; not intended for actual usage.

  * e.g.,  ... look at that semi truck pull that f4..it can't, oh my god its an f4, f4 "vs" the world= end of the world, 

 [ "Sports Illustrated" ]

1: Something this isn't.

  * e.g.,  ... "This isn't sports illustrated...... How is this team's name URBAN SLANG? You want sports? This definition is a pile of steaming horse-hockey!!" -- Some obnoxious sack of horse shit 

 [ "Dope illustrations" ]

1: A truck club with some fine ass men that drive some HARD ass trucks shittin on you and your pos!

  * e.g.,  ... Whats dope illustrations? 

 [ "Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx" ]

1: A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.

  * e.g.,  ... I just hope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

1: Assorted "wif pictures" compositions, classified wif various single-word descriptions drawn from da ol' 26, and designed to show:

  * e.g.,  ... Additional examples of alphabetical illustrations include: nillustrations: an empty picture-album. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

2: billustrations: purchased objects in itemized merchandise-invoices.

  * e.g.,  ... Phillustrations: da fat creepy-eyebrowed unlicensed "doctor" on TV. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

3: Brillustrations: vintage trolleys.

  * e.g.,  ... Phyllistrations: celebrity-stills of Ms. Diller. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

4: cillastrations: either Elvis's daughter or other females wif her same first name.

  * e.g.,  ... pillustrations: either a pharmaceuticals-reference book or a "just say no" guide for youngsters on common street-vended "poppables". 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

5: chillustrations: images to help cool/calm you.

  * e.g.,  ... quillustrations: can refer to either images of feather-type writing instruments, drawings made wif said primitive pens, or photos of porcupine-spines. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

6: dillustrations: herb-identification.

  * e.g.,  ... rillustrations: interesting water-channeling. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

7: drillustrations: how to use rotary-boring tools.

  * e.g.,  ... sillustrations: installation-guides for doors or windows 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

8: fillustrations: how to "top off" a container.

  * e.g.,  ... shillistrations: how to either become a con-artist's accomplice yourself, or spot/identify one in da crowd. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

9: frillustrations: lacy clothing and/or other "fancy-schmancy" bee-ess.

  * e.g.,  ... shrillistrations: how to pitch yer vocal chords to really project and make others in yer vicinity wince. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

10: gillustrations: how fish extract oxygen from water.

  * e.g.,  ... skillistrations: how experienced/capable you are at certain tasks. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

11: gorillastrations: frame-stills from da "Might Joe Young" film.

  * e.g.,  ... spillistrations: da opposite of da above definition --- da photos would show how NON-"skillful" you are at cleanly performing simple product-carrying tasks. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

12: grillustrations: how to assemble, repair, and/or cook on da backyard barbecue.

  * e.g.,  ... stillistrations: stationary images of a moonshining operation, probably photographed by a "revenooer". 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

13: hillustrations: da steeply-inclined terrestrial feature dat da famous "two young Js" climbed to fill their water-bucket.

  * e.g.,  ... swillistrations: how to feed da hogs. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

14: Jillustrations: da female half of da above-mentioned H2O-fetching duo.

  * e.g.,  ... thrillistrations: how to really wow your observers. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

15: krillustrations: either small sea creatures or da infamous insanely-hostile relieved-of-duty Naval commander who did indeed TOTALLY "look like he needed a psychological evaluation".

  * e.g.,  ... tillistrations: how to plow da field. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

16: li'llustrations: da huge fanfold of snapshots dat grandparents always wanna show to everyone.

  * e.g.,  ... trillustrations: a much-more-palatable version of seven entries back. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

17: millustrations: photos/diagrams in a self-tour leaflet to direct visitors around a grain-processing facility or manufacturing plant.

  * e.g.,  ... twillistrations: all about denim fabric. 

 [ "alphabetical illustrations" ]

18: Nillastrations: da fancy-schmancy images dat Nabisco prints on da outside of a junk-food cookies box.

  * e.g.,  ... willistrations: intent-related activities or postmortem bequeathment 

 [ "Illustrous" ]

1: he likes hentai, shitposting, and oh he can make bop music

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "helo Illustrous"