" housekeeper "

 [ "housekeeper" ]

1: Act of cleaning while yelling housekeeping. I.E. Mel

  * e.g.,  ... The bitch is my housekeeper! She be saying housekeeping. 

 [ "housekeeping" ]

1: Taking care of routine business that's needed to keep the house in a good, livable state in other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly

  * e.g.,  ... Oh you know I was just doing some housekeeping, cleaning up the kitchen counter after last nights party I helped stock the grocery store aisles, it's not a great assignment but hey someone has to do it 

 [ "The Housekeeper" ]

1: When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex." 

 [ "Housekeeping" ]

1: (NOUN) Housekeeping Defined as:

  * e.g.,  ... Ben: "Dude that was some sick housekeeping last night." Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!" 

 [ "Housekeeping" ]

2: College Dorm Party.

 [ "Housekeeping" ]

3: Small, relatively closed and limited, party.

 [ "Housekeeping" ]

1: The act of which one knocks the dust off some old pussy.

  * e.g.,  ... Grandma has been pretty moody lately, that bitch need some housekeeping. 

 [ "housekeeping" ]

1: to kick all forms of ass.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "ok now im pissed" 

 [ "housekeeping" ]

1: The wife getting the husband's house in a divorce settlement/contract.

  * e.g.,  ... My american wife finally decided to do a little housekeeping today. The judge agreed the wife to housekeep her husband's home. Joe's friend Hey Joe tell your wife to do some housekeeping, your house is a mess and of course you can't do it because you work 12 hours a day! 

 [ "Housekeeping" ]

1: Sex with the missus

  * e.g.,  ... Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour. Had to do a little housekeeping. Hear that brother! 

 [ "Nazi housekeeping" ]

1: A reference to the Nazi zombies game in the Call of Duty franchise. It is a derogatory term that highlights the game's focus on rebuilding barriers, running away form the zombies, and generally doing anything except kill zombies.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: "Have you really been playing Nazi housekeeping for 6 hours straight?" 

 [ "Portuguese Housekeeper" ]

1: When your maid defacates on your bed before you go to bed

  * e.g.,  ... "Morning dad" "Hey" "Whats wrong?" "Gloria gave me a Portuguese Housekeeper"