" horizontal "

 [ "horizontal" ]

1: to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.

  * e.g.,  ... "Lets get horizontal, baby!" 

 [ "horizontal" ]

1: Sleeping or lying down

  * e.g.,  ... Gosh i'm so tired I really wanna be horizontal right now! 

 [ "horizontal" ]

1: to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also

  * e.g.,  ... "I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday." 

 [ "horizontal" ]

1: Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. Upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'.

  * e.g.,  ... "You might want to be careful when using the toilet, I've just been for a horizontal" 

 [ "Horizontal" ]

1: an object or line that is ; 1) on its side

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "hey do you know how i remember the word horizontal?" 

 [ "Horizontal" ]

2: 2) on its back

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: "No, how?" 

 [ "Horizontical" ]

1:  Being in a horizontal and vertical state. Another way to say Diagonal or if you have a speech impediment that makes you combine words.

  * e.g.,  ... He swung his sword around horizonticaly above his head. I scored in Connect four Horizonticaly 

 [ "Horizontal" ]

1: The state assumed by some people for up to 15-20 hours a day. It is the opposite of being vertical and consists of sleeping, laying down, general inactivity and lack of motivation to do anything.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man I just gotta get horizontal." - Trevan 

 [ "Horizontalism" ]

1: The desire to eliminate all things vertical and to alway be laying down, horizontally.

  * e.g.,  ... Mo has been in bed all day, he must have horizontalism. 

 [ "horizontalism" ]

1: the desire to put an end to all hierarchies and authority - the state, capitalism, patriarchy, racism - and establish a truly free and equal society akin to anarchism implies that the means will suit the goal - that a horizontalist society will be achieved by means of bone idleness - a general strike and a nice few days in bed!

  * e.g.,  ... She is a true radical horizontalist - she wants revolution but never does a blimmin thing about it!!! Horizontalism is for lazy revolutionaries. The ones who can barely be bothered to be Facebook activists. 

 [ "Horizontical" ]

1: The new word for horizontal when creating cross-sections.

  * e.g.,  ... When slicing the rectangular prism with a horizontical slice, identify the shape of the cross-section