" historical "

 [ "historical" ]

1: –adjective

  * e.g.,  ... Your dump was so rancid it was historical! 

 [ "historical" ]

2: Any lame event that one of your dumb ass friends believes that either you or they witnessed or performed first. There's simply no way in Hell anyone else could have ever experienced something remotely similar.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see the bitch that Kent nailed the other night? Historical! 

 [ "Historism" ]

1: Word used mostly by Roleplayerss, might have also been used by Xerxes in 300 (not confirmed.)

  * e.g.,  ... Blue ass: "You gotta shut up honestly." 

 [ "Historical" ]

1: The word historical Means that whatever your talking about is old.for example today me and Kayla were arguing about random words that we said I said historical she said ellipsis.we are both confused humans

  * e.g.,  ... Example historical 

 [ "historic" ]

1: A word used to describe our "historic President". People believe President Barack Hussein Obama to be "historic" because he is the first half-white, half-black President of the U.S. This so-called "history" making gives guilty white liberals something to tout as they increase their rhetoric that anyone who opposes the "historic" president is racist. In fact, some white people, including many in mainstream media feel so guilty being white that they say they got "thrills up their leg" from seeing this happen.

  * e.g.,  ... A guy and his wife are in a car on a road trip: Guy: "99,997, 99,998, 99,999!" 

 [ "Historical" ]

1: It's a word that's used to describe your grandma

  * e.g.,  ... Your grandma is Historical 

 [ "Historize" ]

1: the process of either making or learning history

  * e.g.,  ... Napoleon, you've been historize 

 [ "an historic" ]

1: How the BBC pronounces "a historic", because an historic is actually the correct pronounciation.

  * e.g.,  ... The joining of these countries into the EU is an historic event. 

 [ "Historically" ]

1: Right in the pasticles 😖

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "That's a thing I've done historically. And they are going down over time so for all you know I'm directly responsible. As a matter of fact, I take full credit. Good job me." 

 [ "Historical Tiddy" ]

1: Any tiddy from before the 21st century; however, it is most commonly used in reference to women's breasts in historical art from antiquity where nudity was much more common.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, this museum has a sever lacking of historical tiddy. 

 [ "Historical Investigation" ]

1: The worse possible project an IB student can be assigned. This enormously long and difficult project must be completed as part of the IB Topics of the 20th Century history course, or else you fail. It involves answering a specific research question of interest (well, really, who gives a fuck?) and poring through books and journal articles on the subject, therefore wasting an enormous part of the time you DON'T have as an IB student.

  * e.g.,  ... I hate the historical investigation. It shouldn't have the FIVE parts it contains, but rather be a single paper in which we are allowed to write more than 2000 words--if we need to