" hee-hawed "

 [ "hee haw" ]

1: Adj. Meaning 'Nothing' or very little. Mainly a Central Scottish term.

  * e.g.,  ... 'He went to get money out of his bank, but he had hee haw in it.' 

 [ "hee-haw" ]

1: A redneck or hick.

  * e.g.,  ... Oklahoma is full of hee haws. 

 [ "hee haw" ]

1: A phrase that should follow an unreasonably pejorative, irrational/illogical, or clearly dumb-ass remark. Used as an interjection, to call someone out for being an IGNORANT BRAYING ASS. (probably best used via text format, as actually saying "hee haw" may detract from the intended effect...). A subtle yet effective way of pointing out someone's stupidity- as they most likely won't even get your reference in the first place (and may in fact think you are laughing WITH them)- without having to be too frank. You see, an ignorant braying ass "hee-haws" all day long...call 'em out.

  * e.g.,  ... "BAHAHA YOU FAG!!" 

 [ "hee-haw" ]

1: the sound a bloody donkey makes, *donkey* *points at the guy who spelt it donkie*

  * e.g.,  ... I am a donkey. 

 [ "Hee-Haw" ]

1: A hillbilly variety show, which aired from 1969 - '91, first on CBS, and later in syndication. Famous for reinforcing the most negative, backwards aspects of country music, as well as the world's largest succession of thoroughly unfunny jokes, not to mention a smattering of gingham-clad T&A.

  * e.g.,  ... Convicted criminals should be sentenced to watching "Hee-Haw" 

 [ "Hee Haw" ]

1: The sound a girl makes while explaining anything about her life.

  * e.g.,  ... Guys are so mean and they always cheat on me, HEE HAW!! HEE HAW. 

 [ "hee-haw" ]

1: n. Specifically, a truck/lorry driver with an inflated sense of self-importance, tending to argue about the most inane things and be extraordinarily picky about things they pay for. It can also be used to refer to truck/lorry drivers in general. Either way, there is considerable overlap with the redneck/white trash definition of hee-haw.

  * e.g.,  ... A driver is getting his truck washed, wandering around the wash bay and nitpicking things that aren't to his liking, even though the wash is still ongoing. Employee 1: (to Employee 2) What a fucking hee-haw. 

 [ "Hee Haw" ]

1: An alcoholic beverage containing grain alcohol and buttermilk, usually garnished with cornbread. It is customary to mix the two liquids but postpone dropping in the bread until right before the shots are consumed.

  * e.g.,  ... Since it was our first time in Hotlanta, we ordered a round of Hee Haw shots. 

 [ "Hee-Haw" ]

1: A girl with a Donkey butt so good it make you say Hee-Haw.

  * e.g.,  ... Got damn she got a big ole' Hee-Haw! 

 [ "hee haw" ]

1: A funkyass receptionist who hates her life, and her co-workers, and will stop at nothing to spread her misery to the world.

  * e.g.,  ... Man that hee haw is one jive turkey around the office today