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    [Adjective]  | "hap*less" | \ ˈha-pləs \


    1: having no luck : unfortunate


    Origin: 14th century ;

     Middle English happelesse, from happe "luck, fortune, {see: |hap:1|hap:1}" + -lesse {see: |-less|-less};

    [Adjective]  | "hapless" 


    1: having, prone to, or marked by bad luck;


      * e.g., " ... the hapless motorist had barely paid his bill and driven away from the body shop when a truck sideswiped his car "





     [ "Hapless" ]

    1: Unlucky and/or Unfortunate.

      * e.g.,  ... #1: Dude, I lost my job, my girlfriend and my car all in the same day. #2: You're hapless, motherfucker. #1: I know, I know. 

     [ "Hapless" ]

    1: Best Forward AssualtWaller.

      * e.g.,  ... Hapless walls everyone he is the best waller 

     [ "hapless technoweenie" ]

    1: a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.

      * e.g.,  ... From Hackers (1995): 

     [ "hapless romantic" ]

    1: A man that overthinks relationships to over exaggerated proportions and doesn't realize the relationship is over.

      * e.g.,  ... Did you what Sean did? Nah man, what did he do this time? He planned his proposal to Julie to the T! Dude they broke up 6 month's ago. I know, he's such a hapless romantic. 

     [ "man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy" ]

    1: Thought of of the longest most stupid word(thats isnt welsh)in the world. in short term it is a joining word such as "and" used by the han-solos of the 14th century but phased out due to the inconvience of not only its length or difficult pronounciation but for its abilty to make theatre plays such as the well known "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia" much much longer as actors had to spend many extra seconds saying it, instead of "and".

      * e.g.,  ... " Oh my god!!! That Excess of vagina from verginia has killed my mother man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy (and) Dishonerd the family name. You basterd vagina, You basterd." extract from the Play "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia" 

     [ "Hapless Moderation" ]

    1: An Moderation team consisting of different mods who are and support gooners, neo-nazis, racists and pedophiles

      * e.g.,  ... Just gonna banned from town 

     [ "Hapless Moderation" ]

    1: A mod team consisting of different mods supporting neo nazis and pedophiles

      * e.g.,  ... Hapless Moderation sucks vro 

     [ "Hapless" ]

    1: Best curry slayer in a game called Forward Assualt He walls people without peeking them.

      * e.g.,  ... Hapless is the best waller. 

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