" haiku "

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1: Haiku are strictly about nature. All of the definitions posted here are incorrect, those are senryu, which are haiku that do not deal with nature.

  * e.g.,  ... HAIKU: 

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1: A strict form of Japanese poetry consisting of 3 lines.

  * e.g.,  ... A cow's in the field, 

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2: Format:

  * e.g.,  ... It knows not what is to come. 

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3: First Line 5 Syllables

  * e.g.,  ... Rare or medium? 

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4: Second Line 7 Syllables

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5: Third Line 5 Syllables

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1: this is a haiku

  * e.g.,  ... haikuuuuu 

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2: it has seven syllables it also has five ----------------------

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3: a haiku is a Japanese poem including 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the last ( only three lines)

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1: Haikus have three lines.

  * e.g.,  ... A haiku: 

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2: The first has five syllables,

  * e.g.,  ... Underneath a tree 

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3: Then seven, then five.

  * e.g.,  ... Summer air is so easy. 

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4: Proper haikus are about nature, especially the seasons; the structure tends to be more important than the words.

  * e.g.,  ... So is yo mama. 

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1: A type of Japanese poetry composed of three unrhyming lines, Most likely used by the Wapanese or otaku when they aren't fighting over which episode of Hamtaro was the best.

  * e.g.,  ... Cosplay show in town, 

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1: haikus are evil

  * e.g.,  ... no no no no no 

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2: because they put limits on

  * e.g.,  ... no no no no no no no 

 [ "haiku" ]

3: syllables you use

  * e.g.,  ... no no no no yes 

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1: three syllables man

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2: what a retarded poem

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3: a waste of three lines

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1: A poem format hailing from Japan. It's just like an American/English poem except like non-english words, it's entirely stupid and makes no sense. Idealist College students and "otaku" and wapanese people love it death. It's a pretty easy format because you just have to watch your the 5-7-5 format. You don't have to rhyme or make sense. Like calligraphy or any of the other stupid things to come from Japan and asia (A good reason we nuked them twice) it really holds no actual intelligence in the world of academia. It's best to kick the person who writes these thing in the jewels. Or if it's a girl, just smack her like you would any other woman (joking, you fags).

  * e.g.,  ... Haiku is no good. 

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1: Maddox (www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net) put it best:

  * e.g.,  ... I'm better than you 

 [ "haiku" ]

2: I had a wet fart.

  * e.g.,  ... cos my johnson is so big 

 [ "haiku" ]

3: I think I need to wipe it.

  * e.g.,  ... I hate your mother 

 [ "haiku" ]

4: Damn! I shit my pants.

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1: A fun poem which

  * e.g.,  ... Pandemonium 

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2: has five syllables in the

  * e.g.,  ... And chaos in our world 

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3: first line, seven in

  * e.g.,  ... at least I'm asleep 

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4: The second, and five

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5: in the third line, it's mostly

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6: just about nature.