" geyser "

 [ "geyser" ]

1: 1) Noun: A spring characterized by intermittent discharge of water ejected turbulently and accompanied by a vapour phase (steam). Wikipedia.com 2) Verb: A method used to get drunk fast, while remaining classy: Pour a large amount of hard alcohol into a cup, Grab cup with right hand and your bottle/can/container of chaser with your left. Chug the alcohol in the cup, immediately pour the chaser into the cup and chug that. slang

  * e.g.,  ... Ew that girl just took a handle pull and she has herpes. I was going to take a handle pull, but now I will geyser it. 

 [ "geyser" ]

1: The sexual act when a male urinates in a female's anus and she in return flatulates, expelling the urine in a blast similar to the geyser of the American West

  * e.g.,  ... "Katie shot me in the face with her geyser yesterday." 

 [ "geyser" ]

2: When expelled with less force or with a different liquid, see water fountain

 [ "geyser" ]

1: the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.

  * e.g.,  ... I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome. 

 [ "geyser" ]

1: 1) A faggoty mis-pronounciation of geezer. Maily used by people who fake a cockney accent.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ouh yeas, I'm a real cukny geyser" 

 [ "geyser" ]

2: 2) A naturally occuring hole in the ground from which steam is released

 [ "Geyser " ]

1: A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax

  * e.g.,  ... Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched! 

 [ "geysering" ]

1: after puddling your partner. on there back they push down like they are going to poop and then the old faithful come geysering.

  * e.g.,  ... i drilled her with my puddle last night and ten minutes later she shot a geysering all over my face. 

 [ "Geyser" ]

1: The skin around your butthole. The geyser is to the butthole what the areola is to the nipple.

  * e.g.,  ... I havent showered in a week my geyser is itchy. 

 [ "Geyser" ]

1: A bloke who's a bit hard and thinks he's the dogs bollox.

  * e.g.,  ... That geyser just pinched my birds arse. 

 [ "Geyser" ]

1: someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air

  * e.g.,  ... Dude...did you see that Candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday? 

 [ "Geyser Plugging" ]

1: Exactly like "prairie dogging" except for diahrrea. It is when you are holding in a violent case of the diahrrea shits, kind of like plugging a geyser.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy shit I am geyser plugging so badly right now, I need to get to a bathroom ASAP.