" gently "

 [ "Gently" ]

1: The fake Bently, the Hundai-Genesis. For when you want to be a baller but you're on a budget....

  * e.g.,  ... I've always wanted a Bently, but I'll never be able to afford it so I bought a Gently. 

 [ "Gently Caress" ]

1: A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.

  * e.g.,  ...  I gently caressing can't stand lemons. 

 [ "gently used" ]

1: On Craigslist, eBay, and no end of similar sites, "almost worn out."

  * e.g.,  ... FOR SALE: Gently used sofa. 

 [ "gently used" ]

2: From a CL post:

  * e.g.,  ... Less than six years old. Mustard yellow with avocado floral design. Some fabric missing from cushions (it was our kitties' favourite!). $500. 

 [ "gently used" ]

3: "This is the trendy term used to describe all items sold on CL. WTF? Did you never plop into bed or lay on the couch? No, of course not, this is CL where you "gently used" your shit, but it's somehow thrashed out when I come over and look at it. Oh and my personal favorite is the seller who takes the same fucking picture 15 feet away four times. No closups, no brand/model names and of course, no phone or location. The toilet paper I just flushed down the drain is gently used, but your couch and loveseat look like shit."

 [ "gently used" ]

4: Only used panties, shoes, stockings, etc, are sold as "well worn," which in that case, means the original sales tags have been removed.

 [ "gently caress" ]

1: In lay man's terms: Fuck.

  * e.g.,  ... What the gently caress is wrong with you? 

 [ "gently oxidize" ]

1: Originally a chemistry term for a chemical change, it has been misconstrued to now mean anything.

  * e.g.,  ... Father (looking at son's destroyed treehouse): well son, you completely gently oxidized that up. 

 [ "gently caress" ]

1: n. joy, love

  * e.g.,  ... "I wish I was gently caressing right now." 

 [ "gently caress" ]

2: v. to love, or to have a good time.

  * e.g.,  ... "Me too." "I gently caress you." 

 [ "fuck her gently" ]

1: tenacious d(jack black and kyle gass)rock song whick kicks ass along with tribute,kielbasa,and karatep.s. tenacious d rules

  * e.g.,  ... dude listen to this song its by tenacious d.This is a song for the ladies 

 [ "gently down the stream" ]

1: When you don't want to row the boat

  * e.g.,  ... Would you rather row your boat, or gently down the stream? 

 [ "Novelty Gently Caress" ]

1: In forums, you can't use curse words, so some people say Gently Caress in the place of "fuck". i.e. we gently caressed all night. Therefore, a Novelty Gently Caress is a Novelty Fuck. When someone has sex with someone they normally wouldn't because that person offers something different, a novelty, such as having sex with an obese person, a paraplegic, or someone of different race (or maybe even gender).

  * e.g.,  ... I heard Sue and Ginger hooked up. Sue says it was a novelty gently caress, though. 

 [ "fuck her gently" ]

1: Jack Black and Kyle Gass' fucking amazing song and also a cry for help for women victimized by dudes who try to imitate porn stars going light speed in bed while failing miserably. THEN you fuck her hard. (look at the lyrics from the definition above they're fucking hilarious)

  * e.g.,  ... Me & Everyone with a brain- Tenacious D and that song Fuck Her Gently fucking rock harder than anything in history.